Two Word Game: NFL Week 14

Explaining a football game takes two more words than the number of NFL head coaches whom Urban Meyer is outperforming this year...

Here’s Week 14's edition of the Two-Word Game:

Minnesota 36, Pittsburgh 28

(Dalvin) Cook-ed Ben.

Cleveland 24, Baltimore 22

Huntley time?

Tennessee 20, Jacksonville 0

Urban's fault.

Kansas City 48, Las Vegas 9

A Scorigami.

New Orleans 30, New York Jets 9

Just ew.

Dallas 27, Washington 20

Defense-first Cowboys.

Atlanta 29, Carolina 21

Benchwarmer Cam.

Seattle 33, Houston 13

Rashaad Penny-wise.

Denver 38, Detroit 10

Orange rush-ing.

Los Angeles Chargers 37, New York Giants 21

Charging West.

San Francisco 26, Cincinnati 23

Ayy, Aiyuk.

Tampa Bay 33, Buffalo 27 (OT)

Perriman ... OttaNowhere.

Green Bay 45, Chicago 30

Rodgers-owned Bears™.