Blow Your New Stock Money On An Insane Super Bowl Party At Circa's Stadium Swim

Now that you've destroyed hedge funds for hundreds of thousands of dollars, it's time to start thinking about blowing off some of that built-up steam. And what better time and place than on Super Bowl Sunday in Las Vegas? Have you been rage-buying heavily shorted stocks from companies you grew up with? Are you now a millionaire, thanks to the hedgies covering?

Show off some of that wealth and buy the G.O.A.T. package at the new downtown Las Vegas resort, Circa, and watch the game on the Stadium Swim massive 135-foot big screen. Starting at $15,000, the GOAT package includes a VIP cabana with a mini 65-inch TV, a courtyard viewing area that has another mini TV (86 inches) and your very own restroom for you and the other Wall Streets Bets boys you've invited.

(Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Circa Resort & Casino)

The GOAT deal also includes two magnums of liquor, mixers, a magnum of champagne, a case of brews, a "case of eaters" (no clue what that is), 12 Red Bulls to keep the party rolling and three food platters.

All that will run you a starting price of $15,000. That's like a $1.00 price movement for you Reddit guys.

This isn't some sort of paid advertisement from Circa. This wasn't an ordered piece from Clay. We don't have a gambling deal with Circa. This is simple: you guys have this new wealth, and it's time to start using it to your advantage.

Maybe you don't have a ton of money to blow, but you had a nice run on the Blockbuster liquidation stock ($BLIAQ) when it rose from complete death to .20 on Wednesday. There's a $3,500 Super Bowl package at Stadium Swim you might enjoy.

It includes:

• Eight people

• HD TV if watching the 135-footer becomes annoying

• Magnum of liquor

• Mixers

• Bottle of champagne

• 12 cold ones

• Six Red Bulls

• Six waters

• Two food platters

The massive Circa if you need even more action away from your phone and pool:

(Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Circa Resort & Casino)

Make it rain with Nokia money and then go for a swim while watching the Chiefs and Bucs:

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - OCTOBER 27: A performer swims at a party at the Stadium Swim rooftop pool complex during the grand opening of Circa Resort & Casino on October 27, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Circa Resort & Casino)