New ESPN Employee RG3 Lists His Virginia House For $3,299,990

PublishedAugust 6, 2021 3:02 PM EDT|UpdatedAugust 6, 2021 3:02 PM EDT

OutKick media news hound Bobby Burack broke the news in mid-July that Robert Griffin III was close to signing a deal with ESPN, which became a reality this week when RG3 himself confirmed that he'll be taking his talents to Bristol. Then on Thursday, RG3's Virginia house went on the market for $3,299,990, signaling the former Redskins gunslinger is all-in on this broadcasting career.

There will be no falling back to the spacious Virginia house. It's been cleaned out.

From RG3's realtor:

Welcome to this stunning French-Farmhouse style masterpiece built by luxury home builder, Apex Custom Homes, and sited on 3+ pine-tree lined, private acres behind the gates of the award-winning, private Creighton Farms Country Club community.

This spectacular all stone and brick home is effortlessly timeless and a true one-of-a-kind masterpiece boasting high end and designer touches and finishes throughout to include an oversized three-bay three-car garage; hand-scraped hardwood and marble flooring; brand new carpet in Bedrooms; fresh paint throughout; open floor plan in the heart of the home that features an Entertainer's dream Kitchen and Breakfast Room with Habersham custom cabinetry and commercial grade appliances perfectly suited for home Chefs of every skill level, which flows seamlessly into the Family Room with its cozy gas fireplace; a Butler's Pantry the can be accessed from the Kitchen and Formal Dining Room; main level Home Office; lavish Owner's Suite with Sitting Area gives way to an unbelievable Owner's walk-in closet and dressing area that boasts both elegance and elevated functionality; luxurious Owner's Bath with an oversized soaking tub, walk-in shower, and dual vanities.

Two additional Bedrooms on the upper level, each serviced by their own private Bath; upper-level Laundry and Sorting Room; a walk-out lower level hosts an expansive Game/Club Room with wet-bar, private stone Wine Tasting Room, Recreation Room, Home Theatre Room, guest Powder Room and a Guest Bedroom with En-Suite full Bath; a four-level elevator (stops on all three levels plus the garage). Extend your living and entertaining spaces to the outdoors with your custom, heated pool with waterfall and hot tub.

Now for the bad news for those who crave that fresh cup of Starbucks in the morning. It's a whopping 12-mile drive to visit the nearest 'bucks barista. That's a stunning distance from a $3 million Virginia home. It's 18 miles to Whole Foods, 14 miles to Hooters, and 20 miles to Dulles.

As for this property, RG3 could've had some massive cornhole tourneys in that backyard. I'm picturing a 40-person party, winner takes all. Then pool beer pong.

Mortgage: Somewhere around $15,000 a month before you price in the landscaping crew it's going to take to keep this property maintained. Then a pool guy. A landscape lighting guy. Etc.