Buy Tony Parker's Texas Mansion With An Insane Pool Complex

Have you been in the market for a massive 15,000-plus sq. ft. house with room to spread out, a pool complex, unlike anything you've ever seen in someone's yard, and a tortoise enclosure for your tortoise collection? Do you think 10 bedrooms would be enough space for your growing family? Then retired NBA legend Tony Parker has just the place you need to buy.

Parker's house in a northwestern suburb of San Antonio is on the market and can be yours for $19,500,000. At this price, you're getting eight full bathrooms, four half-baths and 53 acres that keeps your neighbors far enough away to where you can throw crazy parties like Parker has done over the years.

Have you been dreaming of a house with a 15-meter diving platform that doubles as a waterfall? Tony's house has one of those. Invite all sorts of friends over. If you don't want to jump off the waterfall, there are plenty of other spots where you can post up under a tree to drink cocktails.

From Tony Parker's realtor:

Experience unparalleled privacy, unsurpassed quality, and utmost security woven seamlessly throughout this extraordinary estate nestled in the middle of 53.17± pristine acres within Anaqua Springs Ranch. Enter through the guarded gates of Anaqua, continuing through the double gates at your residence complete with its own guardhouse. Poised for large-scale entertaining, this palatial estate is nothing short of spectacular.

Step inside and be greeted by walls of floor-to-ceiling windows allowing for natural lighting to flood the interior, affording ample opportunity to relish in extraordinary appointments. Voluminous living spaces are masterfully designed for entertaining yet equally suited for everyday moments. A wine enthusiast’s dream featuring a temperature-controlled wine room storing up to 1,500 bottles with dedicated magnum storage.

A showpiece of unbridled elegance, from the chef’s kitchen with professional-grade stainless steel appliances to the family room with vaulted ceilings, every aspect of this home is bold in design. A luxurious master retreat complete with a sitting room and a spa-like bathroom with marble/travertine accents found throughout with an expansive custom walk-in closet with endless built-ins. The five remaining bedrooms within the main house are spacious/luxe suites, also complete with a true theatre room with stadium seating and dual offices.

A separate guest apartment features the same level of luxurious detail to include four bedrooms with three full bathrooms, kitchen, utility room, and a two-car garage. World-class grounds await and are complete with a tennis court, sand volleyball court, greenhouse, herb garden, fruit orchard, tortoise enclosure, and an elite 5,922 square foot gym. Boasting one of the largest private waterparks with speed/body slides, lazy rivers, grottos, diving platform, and much more.

Do you even have enough friends to enjoy this beast of a property? Can you find enough workers to maintain the property? Are you willing to live eight miles from the nearest Starbucks? Or 12.3 miles from the nearest Costco?

These are questions that need answered before you go blowing your Powerball winnings on a property that will need a landscaping crew, pool crew, bartenders, chefs, cleaning staff. It's literally like running your own resort without people paying to stay there. Could you Airbnb some of the rooms to make some extra spending money to pay the bills? It's Texas, I don't see why not.

Mortgage: You're going to need some serious Bitcoin money to make this work.

Tony Parker's house via Onward Group for Kuper Sotheby’s International Realty

Tony Parker's house via Onward Group for Kuper Sotheby’s International Realty

Tony Parker's house via Onward Group for Kuper Sotheby’s International Realty

Tony Parker's house via Onward Group for Kuper Sotheby’s International Realty

Tony Parker's house via Onward Group for Kuper Sotheby’s International Realty

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Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.