Mich Ultra Bandit Wanted By Louisiana Police

What could possibly be going on in a person's life to where going on a beer run & walking out with $357.20 worth of Michelob Ultra is on the table and comes off as a good idea? Stocking up to crush the diet plan in 2021? Getting a jump start on watching the cals heading into a "new year, new me" mindset?

Police in Gonzales, Louisiana have to be puzzled over this one from late November that they finally posted on Facebook, seeking help to bring the Mich Ultra Bandit to justice.

"On November 23, 2020 at approximately 3:00 pm, the below pictured female walked out of the Rouses Supermarket in Gonzales, LA with a basket full of alcoholic beverages valued at $357.20. She made no attempt to pay for the items," the Gonzales PD wrote on Facebook.

"The female then fled the store parking lot in a white Lincoln MKX crossover (Year 2011-2015)."

Gonzales is a city of 10,000 residents. Word spread fast that the Mich Ultra Bandit was on the loose. Tips started flying in, and less than 24 hours after putting out an all-points bulletin, the PD thinks they have a tip that can crack this cold case.

"Thanks to everyone for pointing us in her direction! We appreciate it!," the PD said.

via City of Gonzales (LA) Police Department

via City of Gonzales (LA) Police Department