Holiday Myths: The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, A President: Tomi Lahren

Today is President’s Day and boy, sure would be nice if we had one. Technically, Joe Biden is our president, though he doesn’t seem to care too much about his actual constituents as evidenced by the fact he is in Poland today and not Ohio.

But in case you haven’t been lied to yet today, let me just toss this headline up there.

Biden’s physician says he’s healthy so we must trust the science.

Boy … where have we heard that before …

Biden is healthy. COVID vaccines are safe & effective. Boys get periods. All the illegals coming across the border are “asylum seekers.” The water is clean in East Palestine, Ohio.

Did I miss any liberal delusions? I’m sure I did, they are literally limitless.

But in honor of what I hope will be one-term for President Biden, I thought we’d pay homage to the worst president of - maybe all time.

We all know - or at least if we're honest we will all admit- how we got here.

The Chinese Communist Party unleashed COVID on the world, the world panicked, the Democrats blamed Trump, the Democrats hid Biden and his crackhead son’s laptop on the basement and mass mail-in voting made way for Joe to ascend to the White House- whether he knows where, who or what he is or not. Hell, he’s referred to Kamala as president no fewer than 5 times so, maybe, this day also belongs to her.

Kamala Harris - czar of all things master of literally none- says she intends to run with Joe again in 2024, proclaiming that he is not too old or cognitively inept to continue on as the radical left’s puppet and Trojan horse.

But there’s a plot twist in this story and it’s even more salacious than a midday soap opera.

Word on the street is high level Democrats are indeed concerned with Biden’s age BUT they will push for his reelection - not because they believe in his abilities - but because even in Joe’s quite obvious cognitive decline- he is still a better option than Kamala.

And this is DEMOCRATS who are rumored to be thinking this! Not me! They’d rather have a walking ice cream zombie than School Bus Enthusiast Kamala.

Damn that’s bad. Real bad. They know if Joe doesn’t run they have no choice but to diversity pick and elevate Kamala and that TERRIFIES them- as it should.

Because at least President Biden has an excuse - dementia - what is Kamala’s?

This entire administration is like the train derailment in Ohio - toxic and unbearable.

So to round out this president's day let me just say- or plead rather- PLEASE RON DESANTIS, PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Those are my Final Thoughts.

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Tomi Lahren serves as the host of the evening opinion show Tomi Lahren is Fearless on which features her signature bold takes on trending culture stories driving the conversation across America, along with guest interviews with newsmakers spanning the world of sports, entertainment, pop culture and social media.

Lahren is also a FOX News Media contributor and the exclusive voice of FOX News Commentary on FOX News Audio where she offers her perspective on everything from pop culture to politics with a 60-second FOX News Audio produced feature. The segment is syndicated three times per weekday across more than 160 FOX News Radio stations.

With more than 8 million social media followers, Lahren has become a sensation known for her viral videos, where she offers her opinion on everything from politics to pop culture. Previously, she served as host of FOX Nation's Final Thoughts and No Interruption and provided commentary across FOX News Media’s programming since joining the company in 2017. Throughout her tenure, she has conducted notable interviews with guests including Caitlyn Jenner, music stars Clay Aiken and Ryan Weaver, NASCAR driver Josh Bilicki and UFC legend Tito Ortiz.

Prior to joining FOX News Media, she hosted Tomi on The Blaze and On Point with Tomi Lahren on One America News Network. A native of Rapid City, South Dakota, Lahren is a graduate of The University of Nevada, Las Vegas, where she earned her B.A. in broadcast journalism and political science. She also produced and hosted the university’s political roundtable show The Scramble on UNLV-TV.

Lahren is also the author of Never Play Dead: How the Truth Makes You Unstoppable, which inspires readers to shed fear, find inner strength and speak the truth.