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How do you want to go out, in your sleep or in a hail of bullets? What about dying from extreme orgasm with a hooker? According to U.K. media outlets, that’s exactly how a 35-year-old man named Charles Majawa kicked the bucket in Phalombe, Malawi, on the southeastern side of Africa near the border of Mozambique.
“Excessive orgasm” has been listed as the official cause of death for Mr. Majawa. Apparently, he died August 18, 2020, but an official cause of death had yet to be confirmed. Now, The Sun reports, Mr. Majawa’s family officially has closure in the case.
That’s right, their son went out…banging too hard. Blood vessels in his brain ruptured during the act with the sex worker, and just like that, he was gone. Cops are saying the woman will not be held accountable for Charles’ death. It was just one of those things. Local newspaper the Nyasa Times called it like it was, the man “died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness.”
A police spokesperson said the man had hired the sex worker and “ended up collapsing and becoming unconscious while in the act.”
RIP Charles.
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— Cortney Wilmering (@cortneywilm) January 27, 2021
While death by excessive orgasm isn’t widely researched by doctors, experts at Johns Hopkins say you should be careful firing up the gun and start blazing if you have shortness of breath, nausea, indigestion or chest pain.
“The possibility of having a heart attack during sexual activity is exceedingly low and shouldn’t scare you away,” Michael Blaha, M.D., M.P.H., director of clinical research at the Johns Hopkins Ciccarone Center for the Prevention of Heart Disease, explains. “As long as you’re not experiencing any symptoms, it’s not worrisome.”
In other words, don’t get scared of excessive orgasms. Charles was a special case and clearly went out doing what he loved.
Like LeBron has been quoted as saying, “Every night on the court I give my all, and if I’m not giving 100 percent, I criticize myself.”
Guys, go out there and give 100%. You never know when it’ll be your last.
Wow this is something Outkick VIPs expect where is Whitlock when you need him smfh
This is the comic relief a place like this should enjoy. Without it, the stick up your ass just gets bigger and bigger. If you just can’t stand the fun, why did you even click? Sorry for having a little fun…
Joe is my new best friend because of this, even though he doesn’t know.
I doubt this was the only reason his brain exploded. How much cocaine did he take beforehand?
IT’s not covid? Weird
In the US, this is a COVID death.
What was the old joke? “Who would you like to screw?” was the question asked around the campfire. Several guys spoke up, mentioning various celebrities or models. One fellow spoke up with an unfamiliar name.
“I want Virginia Pipeline. She’s gotta be the hottest in the sack of any lady out there!”
“Virginia Pipeline? Who the hell is that?” they asked.
“It’s right here,” he said, and handed over a newspaper clipping from his wallet.
The headline read: “FIVE DIE LAYING VIRGINIA PIPELINE”
Try the veal…
LOL just an opinion bro
That is how I wanna go. In a blaze of glory with a smile on my face.
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death by sex? Nah I sense a COVID death here. Has to be :-/
This sex worker should get some serious street cred out of this.
Sounds like a case of….”too hot to handle”
Best thing I’ve read in a while. RIP, sir.