This is a Friday afternoon headline if ever there was one, but we are totally in for exploring his rabbit hole.
Let’s get right to it: conspiracy theorist Sheila Zilinsky went on her show and explained for the world that LeBron James is not an incredible basketball player, he is simply a deft practitioner of the dark arts.
According to her, it is his pregame ritual that gives him his powers.
“The sports world calls it a chalk toss, but it’s simply disguise for what he’s really doing,” said Zilinsky. “A high level conjuring, a spell, an incantation from this Illuminati wizard, where he’s summoning demons. I believe he’s conjuring up demons before every game. Plain and simple.”
Plain and simple. There you have it.
Jason Whitlock maintains that James is a bigot. Zilinsky believes he is using next level magic to improve his game.
While there may be truth on both sides one thing is for sure: his demons are pretty weak. They couldn’t get him that MVP trophy this year and he hasn’t won a title in four years.