Karen Rovell? Still Undeniably Soft, As Whining About 'Bully' Dana White Reveals

Woke All-Star Bracket Challenge runner-up Darren Rovell has slowly resorted to being good at just one thing -- whining. That's why all the cool kids actually refer to him as Karen Rovell.

Rovell is now whining about UGFC president Dana White, calling him a "bully" and accusing him of pulling his schemes from the "Trump playbook." Clearly, Rovell thinks the guy running UFC should be as Charmin-y soft as as he is.

Here is what Karen wrote on his Instagram page:

"Last night, @danawhite came after me again after Amanda Nunes lost. Three years ago, I said Nunes winning the title was bad for the UFC because she wasn’t as marketable as fighters like Rousey and Cyborg.

"Dana continued to 'forget' my name over the years, by weirdly bringing it up, even though data proves that Nunes hasn’t been that marketable. Her endorsement deals, for her domination in the Octagon, are tiny.

The sad part is that because White goes to the Trump playbook — be a bully in a forum where your opponent can’t respond — he’s applauded."

By the way, have you ever noticed how all white, pencil-necked sportswriters use the word "weird," or some version of it, when they're whining about something on social media. It's true. That's their way of staying in touch with their inner teenage-girlness.

As in, "Gosh, Dana. You're, like, so weirduuuhhh."

But hey, Karen, it’s OK. Don't let those mean, mean men push you around and test your softness. You will always and forever be an accomplished runner-up in our eyes.