Jose Altuve Sucks This Year And He's Being A Baby About It

The Houston Astros take the cake as 2020's most hated sports franchise, so watching Jose Altuve stink up the field feels good. He deserves it.

The 2017 AL MVP was caught cheating and now wants us to believe he earned his keep in this league. Anyone that would believe Altuve that the cheating stopped after the '17 season is a fool. The season following the investigation of the Houston Astros happened to be his worst start to a year ever?

Ya right.

Jose Altuve has not only crapped the sheets at the plate, but seems flustered on defense too...

The best part about the Jose Altuve meteoric arrival as the mediocre player that he is...is that he's been whining all over the field. There's no crying in baseball.

The Houston Astros entire organization remains hated not only because they cheated, but because they lacked any accountability. Their apologies landed with the fans and players about as authentic as Dwight Shrute's "statement of regret."

Every member of the Houston Astros scam of a World Series team should have owned up to the fact that they're nothing more than baseball's Milli Vanilli. A true stain on the sport that steroids never left.

The good news is that Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly and fans around the world don't seem to be letting Houston off the hook anytime soon. Jose Altuve gets to soak in his own filth for what seems to be another year.