Ominous Message Sails Over West Hollywood: 'Joe Rogan is literally 5-foot-3'

A blatant act of height supremacy sailed over the smog-polluted skies of Los Angeles when an ominous message was found hovering over the city of West Hollywood. The message read: "Joe Rogan is literally 5-foot-3."

Listed at 5'7" according to Google, Rogan is under attack by the fake media as the message appears to be some kind of ridicule directed at the popular podcast host's stature, despite being somewhat of a physical threat with his bruising kicks as an MMA practitioner, Jiu-Jitsu black belt rank, and overall combat specialist.

Known for consistently melting liberal talking points, Rogan's notoriety among Los Angeleans sees both support and critics, coming from those that are either indoctrinated by the liberal state's politics or tired of the progressive policies destroying their state.

After moving to Texas as a result of the stringent California lockdowns of 2020, Rogan has not been afraid to taunt citizens remaining in California for choosing to live under the dictator-like ruling of Governor Gavin Newsom's restrictions instead of exploring more Republican-minded territories like the Lone Star state — ripe with opportunities and American freedoms.

Currently there are no reports indicating who was behind the message in the sky.

One can only assume that the culprit wasn't much of an environmental activist.

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Alejandro Avila lives in Southern California and previously covered news for the LA Football Network. Jeopardy expert and grumpy sports fan. Known for having watched every movie and constant craving for dessert. @alejandroaveela (on X)