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Jim Harbaugh’s California House Is For Sale

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Are you looking to move to California? Are you a dot com nerd who hit it big? Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh is selling his house near Stanford University for the low price of $12,988,000. For that price, you get five bedrooms, eight bathrooms, more living space than you’ll ever need, and a guest house for when the in-laws come over.

The property includes plenty of space to throw footballs, play a game of horseshoes, play basketball, kick a soccer ball and do whatever rich California people do in their yards. Let’s be honest here, the place has it all, but the guest house — with a yoga/massage/pilates room — would be plenty.

That guest house is so big that a woke family could take in like 10 other woke families to create one huge woke compound. Pool your money and buy it, wokes.

From Harbaugh’s realtor:

On a private, gated lot of over an acre rests this Atherton estate offering 5 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, and over 8,500 sf of living space, including a guest home. Evoking the feel of a mountainside retreat, this home enjoys hardwood floors, fine millwork, and beamed ceilings throughout. Highlights include the living room w/fireplace, formal dining room, chef’s kitchen w/Thermador, Viking, Bosch appliances, the office, and the expansive family room.

Expansive primary suite w/spa-like bathroom, plus guest suite, and guest home w/living room, full kitchen, bedroom suite, and attached exercise/yoga room. Immaculate grounds include a pool, spa, outdoor kitchen, fire pit, and a lush, sprawling lawn. Gated, extended driveway, motor court, and 2-car garage offer plenty of parking for guests.

Great location with ample privacy, yet still close to Sharon Heights Golf & Country Club, Menlo Park, Palo Alto, Stanford University, and Sand Hill Road. Top public and private schools close at hand.

Now for the real house details that you’re searching for:

  • 3.6 miles to the nearest woke Whole Foods
  • 4.2 miles to the nearest super woke Starbucks
  • 17 miles to SFO to escape California
  • 91 miles to Pebble Beach
  • 2.2 miles to the nearest liquor store

Mortgage: About $60,000 or so for 30 years before you figure in taxes that will keep going up and a maintenance team to keep the grounds in spectacular shape.

Jim Harbaugh house for sale
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty
via Realtor.com / Ken Deleon with Deleon Realty

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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