Jim Harbaugh's California House Is For Sale

PublishedJuly 26, 2021 2:23 PM EDT|UpdatedJuly 26, 2021 2:23 PM EDT

Are you looking to move to California? Are you a dot com nerd who hit it big? Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh is selling his house near Stanford University for the low price of $12,988,000. For that price, you get five bedrooms, eight bathrooms, more living space than you'll ever need, and a guest house for when the in-laws come over.

The property includes plenty of space to throw footballs, play a game of horseshoes, play basketball, kick a soccer ball and do whatever rich California people do in their yards. Let's be honest here, the place has it all, but the guest house -- with a yoga/massage/pilates room -- would be plenty.

That guest house is so big that a woke family could take in like 10 other woke families to create one huge woke compound. Pool your money and buy it, wokes.

From Harbaugh's realtor:

On a private, gated lot of over an acre rests this Atherton estate offering 5 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, and over 8,500 sf of living space, including a guest home. Evoking the feel of a mountainside retreat, this home enjoys hardwood floors, fine millwork, and beamed ceilings throughout. Highlights include the living room w/fireplace, formal dining room, chef's kitchen w/Thermador, Viking, Bosch appliances, the office, and the expansive family room.

Expansive primary suite w/spa-like bathroom, plus guest suite, and guest home w/living room, full kitchen, bedroom suite, and attached exercise/yoga room. Immaculate grounds include a pool, spa, outdoor kitchen, fire pit, and a lush, sprawling lawn. Gated, extended driveway, motor court, and 2-car garage offer plenty of parking for guests.

Great location with ample privacy, yet still close to Sharon Heights Golf & Country Club, Menlo Park, Palo Alto, Stanford University, and Sand Hill Road. Top public and private schools close at hand.

Now for the real house details that you're searching for:

Mortgage: About $60,000 or so for 30 years before you figure in taxes that will keep going up and a maintenance team to keep the grounds in spectacular shape.