Amazon founder and occasional astronaut Jeff Bezos has something in common with President Joe Biden. Both Bezos and Biden apparently find the rush of a little soft serve on the palate to be irresistible. Fortunately for Bezos, if you have $180 billion or so laying around, you don’t need to listen for the ice cream truck. You just get soft serve on tap.
Not a single question from Biden's handpicked reporters about his favorite ice cream flavor. That tells you a lot. pic.twitter.com/0tNcm2XKXn
— Paula Bolyard (@pbolyard) August 20, 2021
Los Angeles based CVT Soft Serve took to Instagram to dish on Bezos’ new soft serve tap: “I don’t expect you to believe what I’m about to tell you, but it’s 100% true.
I’m still trying to mentally process this. I just an ice cream delivery to a guy that now has CVT on tap in his house 247.
Thank you Jeff Bezos for being our first residential #CVTeeny client. ”
Bezos’ CVT machine will likely serve vanilla, chocolate or twist in the event he’s feeling wild.
Though the price of the cool-treat tap wasn’t given, Bezos probably didn’t finance the goods. His net worth is reportedly $185 billion. But in the event he wanted to save a couple of bucks, he could’ve taken the elevator down to his basement (which I’ll assume is just a giant Amazon warehouse) and grabbed a Vevor 2200w Commercial Soft Ice Cream Machine for just under $1,800 bones.
Your move Elon Musk.