Jay Cutler’s tiring war with a chicken serial killer came to an end last night as the retired NFL quarterback announced the serial killer — a raccoon — has been caught. Jay says the evidence left at the crime scene fits with a raccoon. He says chicken heads were ripped off and bodies were left strewn across the chicken yard. Jay didn’t reveal how the ending went down so I’ll just leave it at the raccoon was caught.
This chicken serial killer story gripped an Instagram Nation that had never seen this side of Jay…probably because of the soon-to-be ex-wife. Jay set traps, sat in a tree stand with night vision goggles on his head. It was quite an ordeal that developed after chickens mysteriously started being slaughtered on his farm.
Brands got in on the story and it sounds like the person who guessed raccoon will be getting some sort of prize out of all this. Now what for Cutler? Do we get more farm tales? Does Jay end up with some Animal Planet show? Does HGTV turn him into some sort of bearded shiplapping renovator. Right now Jay Cutler finds himself as a blazing hot TV talent ready to land a massive deal. It’s just a matter of time.