There are major internet controversies and then there’s the drama surrounding French Instagram model Oceane El himer faking flying business class to Dubai only to be photographed squeezed into economy. That’s right, we have a faker! As the pop culture editor around here, it’s my duty to address this huge societal problem, and that’s exactly what we’re going to do with Ms. El himer.
The story goes that El himer, who has all the Instagram model traits — fake boobs, the typical makeup routine that’s been in play for the last decade, the lips — as thousands of other IG models, made sure to get a photo in business class on a flight from Dubai to Monaco to use on Instagram. Then someone took a photo of her in economy and the cat was out of the bag. Oceane is a faker.
“I took several flights to arrive in the south, including one in eco class,” El himer said on Snapchat in an attempt to clear the air. “Took a picture and I accepted. I fully assume the fact of traveling in eco class, I’m not the type of girl who likes to show her money… Yes I traveled in eco and in business. And so?”
It’s actually a mental illness pic.twitter.com/XYwvZtJ62l
— Kev-Prince Kombi (@KevKombi) June 1, 2021
Thursday, El himer had a message for the haters. “This time I promised I paid,” she wrote on Instagram.
I know what you guys are thinking: Hey Joe, WHO THE HELL CARES? WHY IS THIS NEWS? WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME? THIS ISN’T NEWS!!! I WANT MY SEVEN MINUTES BACK!! I HATE THIS WORLD!
Guys, it’s posts like this one that serves as a reminder to keep your head on straight. Never marry the Instagram models. Test drive, but under no circumstance should you ever buy the Ferrari. These Instagram women are trained assassins who know more tricks of the trade than you’ll ever conjure up in your head.
I know some of you have a tendency to think the grass is greener on the other side and you get sucked in by the local Instagram model in your hometown. One thing leads to another and she has new boobs, looks 10 years younger, and seems to be boating an awful lot. That’s because some guy who owns a plumbing business got sucked in. Now she’s moved on to the guy who owns a landscaping business. Before you know it, she’s run through the car dealer manager, the fitness coach, the tatted up bad boy who may have served 3-5 for dealing and your ass is next, but it’s going to cost you a huge chunk of the 401k. DON’T DO IT!
You need to buckle down. Kelly, who works in the county government administration office, is your target relationship. Analyze the Instagram data these women are pumping out. Trips to Dubai are red flags. That’s where the escorts and porn stars go on vacation. Meanwhile, Kelly loves Colorado and Florida beaches.
Are you about to get financially hosed by an Instagram model you can’t trust? Let me know. I’ll analyze her social media content to see if you’re about to make the mistake of a lifetime. Send me a DM or email: email@example.com,