While it was hard to imagine anyone could take the Aaron Rodgers news harder than Mike Florio did, Howard Stern proved doubters wrong.
Stern, who still won’t leave his house for fear that someone with COVID could sneeze directly in his face, spent most of his Monday morning crying hard over Rodgers’ vaccine comments. In fact, Stern said he was so upset with Rodgers that it ruined his entire weekend.
“I was so worked up over the weekend about this fucking Aaron Rodgers of the NFL,” Stern said this morning. “I don’t even know where to begin with that story. I mean this fucking guy.”
Stern then asked the NFL to kindly throw Rodgers out of the league:
“If there was decency in this world, you know, I would throw this guy out of the football league so fast. What he did to his fellow teammates. This fucking guy, they should throw him out of the league so fast.”
Stern wasn’t done. He next compared Rodgers to wide receiver Henry Ruggs, who killed a person while driving drunk at 125 mph last week.
“He should be thrown out of the league, which he was, I assume,” Stern said of Ruggs on the topic of Aaron Rodgers. “And Aaron Rodgers, come on, dude. Really? You know that whole bullshit gig, ‘Yeah I have the anti-bodies.'”
Got that? According to Stern, Rodgers and Ruggs committed basically the same crime.
Howard Stern in the 90s would have created endless skits about Howard Stern in 2021. Although to be fair, Stern used to enjoy his weekends. These days, Aaron Rodgers’ personal health decisions have taken that enjoyment away.