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P.K. Subban has some advice for the Toronto Maple Leafs after losing to the Florida Panthers in Tuesday’s Game 1: pack a bigger lunch next time. Maybe double what you’d normally eat? Hell, just make it a Lizzo-sized lunch and call it a damn day!
Yep, Subban went there during ESPN’s postgame rundown after the Panthers stole Game 1 in Toronto, telling the Leafs to wake up and calling Lizzo fat all in the same breath.
That, boys and girls, is how legends are made around here.
P.K. Subban called Lizzo fat on air
Love it. P.K. Subban taking no prisoners and doing a little fat-shaming right in ESPN’s inclusive face.
The Karens over in Bristol’s HR Department should LOVE that one.
Now, to be fair, I’m not sure Subban calling Lizzo fat is exactly dropping a Woj bomb. Don’t know if you’ve noticed, but she ain’t exactly running any marathons any time soon.
Looked great at the insufferable Met Gala, though!
Regardless, I’m sure P.K. will get a stern talking to if he hasn’t already. Knowing Lizzo’s past bitching about body-shaming — she once uttered the line ‘this body is art’ — I’m sure her and her mentions are already blowing up Subban’s phone.
I’m here for it all, though — including the comments. After all, that’s the only reason I log on to Twitter Dot Com anymore.
Canceled
— Raging Celtics Fan ☘️😤 (@RagingCeltics) May 3, 2023
This is going to go over like a Lizzo balloon.
— Mike (@burnitallagain) May 3, 2023
— Kyle Saunders (@kylegsaunders) May 3, 2023
Big girls don’t cry, they eat
— Senotaur (@Senotaur) May 3, 2023
Well, she is fat. Maybe it’s time we come up with a different term since “fat” is offensive. How about “Increased Gravitational Pull Enabled”
Would be pretty funny if ESPN made Subban apologize for calling a woman fat, especially a fat woman who can’t go more than 10 seconds without telling you how proud she is to be a fat woman.