Houston Drive-Thru Strip Club Opens With Two-Song Limit

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It’s official, Houston has a drive-thru strip club and there will be a two-song parking limit at the Vivid Cabaret where dancers will shake it in a tent while you sit there in the minivan after a Chick fil A run. It’s 2020, let’s get weird. Need to run out to Kroger and do a curbside? You might as well stop at Vivid before the bread run.

Or just get food at Vivid where there will be a menu featuring nachos, burgers, chicken sandwiches, jalapeno poppers, etc. The Houston Chronicle reports that the idea here is that customers order some to-go food and get a dance while they wait. Enter the two-song limit, according to GM Gino DiLollo.

“We racked the numbers and thought ‘should we do it?’ and realized that IF we do it, we’re doing it for the entertainers, the staff and employees”, explains DiLollo, “Because to keep us open, we just can’t do the numbers. We’re not making any money. This is purely for the staff.”

Right now, Vivid is the only strip club in Texas offering a drive-thru. All other strip clubs either have staff furloughed or are simply not able to offer contracts to the entertainers.

You’ll also be allowed to order six-packs of beer and even a bottle of Fireball. It’s Houston, things are different there. I remember being in town for the Super Bowl and partying at a place that held turtle racing that was set up with stands and patrons holding slips saying which turtle they had in the race. Drive-thru strip clubs just make sense.

DiLollo says that the club is also looking at pivoting to be more like a restaurant with dancers than a bar with dancers so that the club can open up an inside operation and survive. Go grab dinner for the family

Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.

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