George Kittle Fires Up The iPhone To Help His Wife Pump Out Instagram Content

What a life these NFL guys have. They play football from late June to late January, if they’re lucky, and the rest of the year, they’re keeping their bodies in shape, vacationing and helping their wives gather flaming hot content for the ‘gram.

Take 49ers tight end George Kittle. He’s on some tropical vacation with wife Claire, and she decides it’s time to pop off a few rounds in the iPhone to load up the IG content well. George, being the doting husband who has free time on his hands, mans the camera and goes to work as an Instagram photographer.

Look at George’s work!

Now, before you guys go wondering why George would want to provide dudes on IG flaming hot content of his wife, you have to remember that these ladies pop off new pics with their girlfriends in mind. These ladies are looking to impress the ladies out there and then block the scumbags who roll in. Trust me, I’ve investigated this stuff quite a bit over the years.

Do you know the ladies who post like 80 different variations of bikinis each week? That’s not so Steve the Tree Trimmer has something to look at while taking a break while topping out a tree. That’s so Stacy in Des Moines can figure out which look makes sense for her upcoming Cancun trip.

Trust me, I’ve asked the IG models about this stuff. This is the type of research I do for a living.

That brings me back to Claire’s undisclosed location shoot. The only issue I have here is the lighting. The shadow seems too shadowy. Good call on the over-the-shoulder look-back. Gotta lead the series of pics with that shot and go from there.

All in all, it’s a decent shoot out of George. It’s pretty much a four-catch, 58-yard, no touchdown performance. Now go click on the comments and see how many women comment with “Queen” or “Yaaassss QUEEN.”  


Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.


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  1. Is it every pro jock’s ambition to have a 10,000 sf tacky mega-mansion and an IG skank for a “whatever they are” ??

    Then one day his knee blows out and It’s All Over … The mega-mansion and the IG skank GONE … and he’s 32 y/o and applying for a driver job with UPS . sigh.

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