Want Free Bud Light? Draft Gardner Minshew In Round One

Just about everyone could use another beer in the COVID era and we finally found the motherload. Per Action Network, Bud Light is offering a $20 gift card to anyone who selects Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew in the first round. 

First off, anyone willing to take a quarterback in the first round has no intentions on winning their fantasy league or set up a fake league just to make a run at this promotion.

This is a rare opportunity for folks with no real clue or honest interest in Fantasy Football to get some of your $20 investment back without actually doing anything. Why stay up until one in the morning scouting sleeper picks for the $200 prize money you’ll never win?

Might as well throw your ass in the pot for 20 bucks of booze!

Have to admit the “you could win” sweepstakes feel like the McDonald’s scam of a Monopoly that no one ever won $hit in.

There are reportedly 250 winners to come and considering the massive audience for Fantasy Football and the nation’s love for beer… you aren’t winning.

We willingly throw money at the local gas station clerk for a 1-in-a-trillion chance to win the lottery. Addicted gamblers.

I guess we did say we WANNA BE LIKE MIKE. Go grab Gardner first round and let’s get hammered! #UncleRico

Written by Gary Sheffield, Jr

Gary Sheffield Jr is the son of should-be MLB Hall of Famer, Gary Sheffield. He covers basketball and baseball for OutKick.com, chats with the Purple and Gold faithful on LakersNation, and shitposts on Twitter. You can follow him at GarySheffieldJr

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