Woke All-Star Challenge No. 1 Seed Mina Kimes Beefs With D-List Woke Blue Checkmark

Do I want to be blogging about some woke ESPN blue checkmark beefing with a former Deadspin writer who also runs around social media with a blue checkmark on an absolutely gorgeous 72-degree day in Ohio? Typically I'd say go ahead and kick the box and let me hang in the public square, I'm ready to die.

But not these days. No way. We're ready to roll with the 2022 Woke All-Star Challenge where we crown a king or queen (he/him/she/her) of woke in the sports world and here we have a woke vs. a woke.

Mina Kimes, a No. 1 seed in this year's Woke Challenge, is making headlines this afternoon after she entered battle with D-list woke Laura Wagner, who is well-known inside the disgusting New York City/Brooklyn media landscape hellhole. I'm talking one of those NYC sports media wokes who hates sports, but she continues to work in the field for some reason.

We're not here to worry about the details.

Let's get to the fight!

Woke on woke crime! I have no idea what's actually going on here, nor do I give a shit, but it's great theater...especially this time of year!...to see absolute carnage in these woke blue checkmark streets.

Do I give a shit who wins? NOOOOOO SIR!

Give me absolute carnage. GIVE IT TO ME!

And look at this, we have another woke former ESPN employee, Kate Fagan, jumping into the ring to throw haymakers at Wagner. There are so many wokes and blue checkmarks fighting in this thread it's hard to tell where the dust may settle and if these wokes will ever talk to each other -- through their masks -- ever again.

This is exactly what happens when the Woke All-Star Challenge is released. Emotions start to boil over as contestants get a look at the field and the path they'll have to take to raise their fist at the very end.