Wife Burns Her Christmas Gift Because Her Dumb Husband Hid It In The Oven 3 Weeks Early

Guys, we're not this big of morons.

If you're hiding Christmas gifts in the oven three weeks before Christmas, your wife should be ashamed of marrying your dumbass. Let's go to TikTok where Kassi posted a video last week of what she says are her burnt pajamas that were supposed to be a Christmas gift that her husband was (ALLEGEDLY) hiding in the oven until Santa came down the chimney.

Is this a clout-chasing scam TikTok video or is this the real deal? Is her husband this big of a moron?

Those are two legitimate questions here. Do these people not use their oven to bake between early December and Christmas?

Phil, the (ALLEGEDLY) dumb husband, hopped into the comments on this video to say that he was about to rectify the situation by exchanging the well-done pajamas for a new pair. “For the record, I hid them then was away the next day so I forgot to tell her about them,” he explained. “They did let me exchange them, luckily.”

Hey Phil, shut up. You sound like a complete moron and the more you talk the more I can tell you're the beta in the relationship.

Quick-hitter analysis:

I repeat, hide the Christmas gifts near the table saws, the shovels, the circular saws, the hatchet, the ax, the extension cords, or up in the attic where your wife refuses to go.

Don't be Phil.

And don't marry a woman who thinks she needs to turn your life into a social media stream.

Or do and forgo sex when you tell her you're worn out by the act.

Your call.