What The Hell Is Joe Burrow Wearing In Paris?

Let's go to Europe where Joe Burrow has spent his summer playing chess, attending patio parties, hanging out with beautiful people and wearing some bizarre suit in Paris at a Vogue fashion show. 

"I wanted to get out of my comfort zone and grow as a person, [and] I think walking in the show is a great way to do that," Burrow told Vogue about his appearance at Vogue World 2024 with his former LSU teammate Justin Jefferson. "I think the crossover between fashion and sport is going to continue to grow."

For his part in the show, some designer named Peter Do put my quarterback in a "backless black suit with satin lapels." 

Say what?

As expected, white women, who are ready to risk it all for a possibly single Burrow, are going nuts over the backless suit look. 

Let's see some of the thirsty reactions: 

• Can @joeyb_9 put the jacket on backwards? Thanks
• Joe’s fit is fittttting
• I know he feel tht breeze😂😂
• this has me going feral.
• I AM SCREAMING!!!!
• The best decision was to take Joe, incredible how good he looks 🧡
• I just lost my pulse…

The comments just keep going. You get the idea. Horny women can't get enough of the guy.  

You'd never catch me busting the balls of my starting quarterback for branching out during the summer months with six months of football coming his way. Yes, I get that Patrick Mahomes is off crushing Coors Lights by the dozens, golfing and cleaning his Super Bowl rings with $100 bills, and it drives me nuts. 

If Burrow needs to go to Europe to sow his oats and have a Euro vacation to get his head right for a season where the Bengals schedule should be much more manageable than a year ago, then so be it. 

Tom Brady had his weirdo glam phase. At least Burrow kept his fashion walk relatively sane compared to Brady's 2018 Met Gala look. 

If Joe Burrow can go out and win a Super Bowl, he should show up in Paris next summer wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Give the ladies what they want, Joe.