TikToker Claims She's 'Very Single' Because Men Are Terrified Of Her Being Pretty & Slaying At Life
The dating scene is a tough one for any TikTokers who happen to be pretty and are out there "slaying at life." It turns out most of the available men who are looking for love aren't into that combination.
Look no further than a TikToker by the name of Ashley. She's out here flying solo with those qualities tucked in her bra and says men are terrified of her because of it.
She starts off her now viral video mimicking people who find it hard to believe that she doesn’t have a boyfriend, doesn't have any romantic interests at the moment, and has hooked up with anyone in the last eight months.
Ashley knows exactly what's going on and breaks it down for those who don't get it. She said, "Combine pretty with intelligent, strong, successful - slaying at life. Um, you've got a very terrifying woman on your hands."
You wouldn’t understand that because the only reason you're in a relationship, have romantic interests, or have gotten it on in the last eight months is because you're not the complete package.
You might have some of those qualities, but there's no way you have all of them, because there aren't men out there who are into that, obviously. Otherwise, Ashley wouldn’t be single.
The TikToker Only Receives Attention From Men In Relationships And Ugo Weirdos
That's only part of what's going on here. Ashley has more knowledge to pass along for those who aren't living the "lonely life when you know your worth." She claims there are only two types of men who are into her.
She continued, "Men don't like me. Men are very, very, very terrified of me. And the men who do like me, the ones who are attracted to me, are unavailable. Men who are in relationships actively."
The other type of men who are out there for her are "ugo weirdos."
Ashley's not down with the men in relationships or the ugo weirdos. It's not her fault really. She's trying her best to navigate the world as someone who is not apart of it. She's more of an idea.
"At the end of the day, I'm merely just a fantasy. I'm not a real human… because of the pretty and scary," Ashley claims. "So, yes babe, I'm alone. I'm very, very, very, very, very single."
And this, I believe, is how some cat ladies out there - you know the ones approaching double-digits in the number of feline companions - are formed.
I'm not doubting her version of events, but something tells me there's a little more to it than being pretty and slaying at life. Although, to be fair to this lonely TikToker, I don't know that I've ever been pretty or slayed at life. Maybe in the next life.