Reddit Users Share Greatest 'What The F**k Just Happened' Moments, And The Stories Are Absurd

Have you ever had a moment where you stopped and asked yourself, "What the hell is happening?"

We've all been there. I was just there in a feud with American Airlines, which was resolved in a satisfactory fashion. The point is, life can be crazy.

You never know what's coming your way. One moment, everything is calm. The next, absolute chaos might be unfolding.

Insane "What the f*ck just happened" moments go viral on Reddit.

Well, if you think your stories are crazy, you might have nothing on what's unfolding on Reddit. Once again, I've found a thread titled "What was your "what the f*ck just happened?" Moment?" that is honestly incredible.

Don't feel any shame. I can guarantee you that no matter how messed up what you've seen is, this thread might have it beat.

Check out some of the wildest stories below, and let me know your thoughts at David.Hookstead@outkick.com:

• Saw a woman at a restaurant take the gum she was chewing out of her mouth and literally just f*cking stuck it on the Waitress' sleeve while she was taking her order. The waitress was in disbelief for a solid 10 seconds as to what just happened. Yes this was at an Olive Garden. How'd you know?
• Got laid off unexpectedly. Came in on a Monday to find my desk cleared out. No warning, just a terse email and a box for my things. It sucked.
• On a family vacation in Daytona Beach Florida. We have a beach front hotel. I'm about 9 years and I'm standing on the balcony. So I'm standing there looking down and I see this lady lying on a towel getting a tan. Very normal. Then I watch in disbelief as car pulls right into her spot and parks RIGHT ON TOP of the lady. So I yell to my mom "hey mom....that car just ran over a lady".... They didn't believe me till a crowd suddenly formed and something like 4 to 6 guys ran over and LIFTED the car off this woman. That was 45 ish years ago. To this day I have no idea how it turned out for her.
• My husband and I have seen two different men on separated occasions run out of an ATM vestibule and scream "that b*tch" at the sky. We assume they were cleaned out by an SO.
• Working in the jail, and we got a call to check a cell. The urgency of the camera operators voice made myself and my coworker run to the location. Inmate had slices his wrist and the artery in his elbow. He must've had second thoughts though, and hit the call button. Blood all over with smears on the walls, sinks, toilet. Straight up looked like a horror movie. Guy survived thankfully and was sent to a mental hospital to hopefully get the help he needs.
• Woke up in the middle of the night. Had an itch on my neck but when it reached for it I felt .... something soft and wet. We lived in the county, so figured it was a tick. Went to the bathroom to deal with it. It was not a tick. It was... idk, a ruptured blood vessel? I was SOAKED in blood. I literally looked like a victim in a horror movie. Bed, sheets, pillows all DRIPPING with blood. I think we managed to save the sheets, but the rest was ruined. Hell of a night.
• Got off birth control at 39, thought I was done having kids but got pregnant that month.
• In all of about 30 seconds, this girl with behavioral issues in an after school program in elementary school punched a girl, ripped a chunk of my sister's hair out, threw a kid's bike, and ran away.
• Went to the grocery store, came out with a girl’s phone number and a date around the corner. We ate at a cafe nearby. Had a great time. I asked for a 2nd date and she agrees. I go home thinking, what just happened? Been married for 25+ years now. The damnedest thing.
• Watching 911 unfold.
• When Trump won in 2016.
• We had just gotten served honey roasted Peanuts on the flight. The man next to me pulled the tray table down and dumped all of his peanuts onto it, and ate them all one by one off of it. He then scooped all of the crumbs into a pile, and to our disgust, he licked his finger, ran it over the area, then put his whole finger into his mouth savoring the taste.   He did it 3 times. Some people don't believe this story, but I swear everything that it's 100 percent true.
• Had a coworker flip out at work because he thought we were conspiring against him and he grabbed one of my coworkers by the head, before going back to his work station like nothing happened. Everyone who saw it reported him and he got fired asap. He texted a guy that we work with and said he had no idea why he was fired. I am pretty sure he suffered from paranoia and narcissism at the same time. Nothing was ever his fault and all of his coworkers were conspiring against him, according to him.
• Zinedine Zidane headbutting Marco Materazzi in the World Cup final.
• I was in Korea in the middle of COVID in a night market in Busan. A Korean man came up to me, surprised to see a white person there, and started talking in Korean. I said, knowing what he was saying but not how to respond in Korean, "I’m American." The guy grinned, switched to English, put out an enthusiastic thumbs up and very slowly said, " Trump! ……. Out! ….. Good! …….. Goodbye!" And walked away cheerfully without giving me a chance to reply. The horror I felt between each word at where this sentence could possibly be going. I turned to my friend and went "did that just happen??" And she shrugged and went "I have no idea, man."

Reddit never ceases to amaze me. The type of content on there is wild. I like how this thread includes stuff all over the spectrum. We have putting gum on a waitress to the worst horrors imaginable. Welcome to the internet. It's truly a flip of the coin every single time as to what you're going to read or find. I also had to hold some stories off the list because they even made me squirm a bit too much.

Honestly, I have a lot of absurd stories that aren't appropriate to share (email me at David.Hookstead@outkick.com if you want to learn more) at this time. The day will eventually come where I start sharing some of the crazier things I've seen. That day is just not today. However, I will tell you one "WTF moment" that has happened twice in my own neighborhood.

There's some woman who has just decided she's going to start walking around topless for seemingly no reason at all. I've seen her twice in the past couple of weeks. And to be clear, this isn't a situation where this person looks good with her clothes off. I want to make that as clear as possible. It's a shocking thing to see. Why hasn't anyone done anything?

I'm guessing that it likely doesn't actually violate the law in D.C., and even if it did, the police don't really enforce the laws in this city. An overweight topless woman roaming the area is the least of their concerns.

Crazy "WTF moments" go viral on Reddit. (Credit: Getty Images)

Do you have a crazy story where you couldn't believe what you were witnessing? I definitely want to hear about it! Let me know at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.