Is Picking Your Nose Behind Rory At The U.S. Open The Worst Move Ever?

As the blogger around here who specializes in nose-picker content, I have no choice but to address the latest gold digger. 

It's one thing for a scumbag like Jackson Mahomes to be caught picking his nose at the Super Bowl by a fan in the stands. It's another to be standing behind Rory McIlroy and picking your nose while U.S. Open cameras are running. 

Guys, we need better situational awareness. We need to be aware of camera angles. We're not scumbags like Jackson Mahomes. 

Now, I get it, golf course snot rockets get caught up in there as the pollen starts to tickle the nose hairs. The play here is to turn your head and blow a snot rocket. Blast it out. 

DO NOT DO THIS! NOOOOOOOO! 

Besides looking like a scumbag on camera, picking your nose has also been linked to late-onset Alzheimer's. So not only do you have to live with this video being on the Internet the rest of your life, but it's possible you'll pick your way into forgetting about picking your nose behind Rory and who the hell Rory is. 

This must stop!