Paige Spiranac Greets April By Dumping Out Fresh Golf Content, Giusy Meloni Celebrates A Birthday & Meat
Paige Spiranac is dumping out golf content to kickoff April.
I did not do this to CB Bucknor. Don’t you dare say that I did.
On Wednesday, I brought up CB Bucknor after he added to his extraordinary career of making bad calls. I may have suggested that he be taken off the field and sent into retirement in the middle of Tuesday night's game.
He wasn’t and had he been, he wouldn't have been behind the plate on Wednesday. This whole thing could have been avoided and there wouldn’t be any finger pointing in my direction.
I recall saying that he was well past being handed a pink slip or something along those lines, but I didn’t call for any harm to come his way and I won't read any DMs or emails suggesting that I somehow caused him to be injured.
I had nothing to do with this. I did not do this to CB Bucknor and I won't stand for any suggestions that I had anything to do with it.
Wouldn’t I use such powers, if I had them, for something other than a foul ball to the mask of an umpire? Bucknor took one of those that knocked him off of his feet on Wednesday, and he had to leave the game early.
He's a terrible umpire, but I would never do something like that.
NASA sent astronauts into space and there was a presidential address about Iran, but I can't stop thinking about Kelly Ripa's butt
What a day April 1 was. I'm happy to say that I only fell for one April Fools' Day prank, and it was at the hands of my six-year-old who told me I had a spider on my head.
He "got me" and made it even more obvious to me that you're insane if you're an adult running around attempting to fool people. It's a day like any other unless you're a kid.
NASA sent astronauts into space on a mission to fly around the moon and President Trump pissed off Survivor fans by delivering a primetime presidential address about Iran.
It was business as usual. I watched the launch and caught part of the speech, but none of it was as fascinating to me as Kelly Ripa and her idea of "desperate times" calling for microneedling of her butt.
The 55-year-old admitted to having the cosmetic procedure, whatever it is and is supposed to do, during a podcast appearance.
"You got microneedling? I did that on my ass cheeks," she so eloquently said.
Unfortunately, the procedure doesn’t seem to have magically delivered the ass of a much younger woman. But these were desperate times.
"I’m going to tell you something… just as old as before," Ripa admitted after being asked if the microneedling ass fairy had delivered a more youthful backside. "Desperate times call for desperate measures."
Brave. She could have kept that story to herself and never told it to anyone, but that's not who Kelly Ripa is. She knows that if she ran into desperate times regarding her middle-aged butt, there are likely others out there who are struggling too.
It took me far too long to say this, but better late than never. Thank you, Kelly Ripa for all that you do.
Meat
- Jim T in San Diego writes:
Nothing fancy - just midweek burgers.
No frills.
SeanJo
This is perfect Jim. No frills needed, just some middle of the week burgers. I'm a keep it simple kind of guy myself. I love a good midweek burger.
Big Meat In Montana Time!
- Montana Tim writes:
Howdy SeanJo! Montana Tim just checking in to say hi to you and all the great folks out there in Outkick land! It’s been one long-ass winter up here in Montana! I’m very glad to say "Spring has Sprung!" Gotta admit I really love this "La Nina" babe! We had it a bit easier this winter thanks to all you folks back east! Now you know what we get to deal with yearly! Thank you! For all you good folks out there who’ve never spent much time up north here in Montana, North Idaho or the Dakotas, I’d like to share with you that we only have two seasons here! Winter season, which starts in October and ends at the end of April, and "construction" season, which lasts till Winter season! Damned-ist thing ya ever seen! Anyway, we had a couple of days of record heat here recently and last years pigs that went in doors to hibernate from the cold, came outside great big fat hogs! And boy, do we have a lot of big fat hogs here in Montany! Just huge! Remember folks….pigs is pigs but, hogs is hogs! So we fired up the smoker and let’er rip! Gonna share some pics with you SeanJo, and I hope telephone number man from the Atlanta area don’t bust yer chops again like last time.
Hog Ribs And Such!
Yes! It tasted just as good as it looked!
Hog Ribs!
Remember folks….if you don’t over cook yer libs you’ll never need any BBQ sauce! We NEVER use sauce on our meat!
Cuts, Browns And Bows!
We had a great day out on the water! Fishing, then Big Meat! Life is good here in the States!
Montana!
Just wanna share a couple of springtime pics with you folks! You can see the runoff is kicking in pretty good! Wanna wish all you good folks out there to have a great summer wherever you are! Valentines weekend is coming up so I’ll have some more Big Meat pics coming! Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
SeanJo
Great content as always, Montana Tim. Springtime in Montana looks incredible. I look forward to more "big meat pics" and I'm assuming the Valentine's Day you're referring to is from another culture. Enjoy the weekend when it arrives.
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That's all I have for Thursday. There's only one more day left in this latest call to the bullpen. Keep the emails coming (not about CB Bucknor, I had nothing to do with that, how could I?).
Don't forget I want to see your meat. It's that time of year again. Get out and crank up those grills.
The inbox is open for anything at sean.joseph@outkick.com. Go follow me on Twitter and over on Instagram and feel free to slide into the DMs.