Olivia Dunne Guilty Of Classic Annoying Girlfriend Move

Olivia Dunne does something I'm sure your girlfriend/wife might also be guilty of:

Stealing clothes.

Olivia Dunne is one a super high-profile relationship with Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Paul Skenes, and she's openly embracing her WAG era.

She was a great gymnast at LSU. There's no doubt about that, but it certainly seems like Dunne is ready to crush the next chapter as a superstar WAG.

However, we can't allow the stealing of clothes to go unaddressed. Not on my watch!

Olivia Dunne likes to steal Paul Skenes' clothes.

Dunne is going mega-viral on TikTok with a video about how she jacked one of Skenes' Air Force shirts. Cute, video, right?

What an adorable thing to do? Surely, no guy would care? Wrong!

I might be on an island here, but the stealing of clothes isn't cute, fun, sexy or anything else that I'd consider a positive. It's insane to me people think it's attractive.

Why would a woman wearing my Detroit Lions t-shirt be a turn on? Do you have any idea how much popcorn, beer and chips have probably been spilled on that shirt? More than I could ever quantify. Do you have any idea how much I sweat under pressure in my Badgers clothing?

Yet, I'm nothing if not very fair. I texted my girlfriend this morning to get an explanation for why Dunne and other women pull this move, including every woman I've ever dated. Below is her response in full.

My girlfriend explains why women steal clothes. (Credit: David Hookstead)

Sorry, I'm not buying it. Not buying it one bit. Do you see me raiding her closet? Is Paul Skenes looking for Livvy's sweater to wear? Of course not. Let's cut to the chase because there's a very simple explanation for why many people pull this move.

They didn't do laundry and didn't have enough clean clothes. Period.

So, they grab their man's stuff and play it off as cute. Drop the act. You need a shirt? Ask for one, but let's all treat each other like adults.

My wardrobe, while working-class, is structured and efficient. I know where everything is at all times. I know what's clean or dirty.

If I need a specific t-shirt because it's the perfect summer day beer drinking option, and I find it's dirty because my GF was wearing it, then what am I supposed to do? Those who fail to plan are planning to fail.

Olivia Dunne, like a lot of women, likes to snag her boyfriend's clothing. (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit)

And let's also be honest about the fact that once your GF takes a shirt, you're never getting it back. Never. Not even Delta Force will be capable of prying it away from her. I have shirts from 2015 that I'm still owed back……and I know I won't ever get them. At some point, we have to draw a line in the sand and say there is a point where you can't cross. A point you must not advance. For me and the silent majority, stealing my clothes and jacking up my wardrobe is right at the top of the list. Agree? Disagree? Let me know at David.Hookstead@outkick.com. Just know that I'm not apologizing. Sometimes the man who stands for what is right must stand alone.