Nick Adams (Alpha Male) Declares Boycott Of Planet Fitness For Allowing Women To Sexualize Alpha Males

Late Thursday night, Nick Adams (Alpha Male) journeyed to a local Planet Fitness to get a quick pump. 

On his way, he received news that the fitness center chain now allows men to shave in women's locker rooms and cancels the memberships of Sheilas who protest.

Adams (Alpha Male) already had concerns about Planet Fitness heading into his pump. He acknowledged it's "bad enough" that a handsome Alpha Male like himself can't even get a set of curls "without being recorded and ogled by scantily-clad women."

Nick goes to the gym to work up a sweat with the boys. Yet, of late, the Sheilas have been sexualizing him over his biceps and technique, as demonstrated below:

"Alpha males deserve a gym where we can throw heavy weight around without wokeness and women," Adams exclaims. 

As a result of those issues, Nick Adams (Alpha Male) has officially declared a full-on boycott of Planet Fitness. Hear from Adams himself:

Nick's boycotts are nothing to scoff at. 

Ask Chipotle.

Last month, Adams launched a boycott against the Mexican grill for writing up an employee for accidentally "misgendering" a trainee. According to Adams' sources, the stock price of Chipotle plummeted following his boycott. 

The same can be said of M&M's. Adams issued a boycott against M&M's last year for introducing feminist candy. 

The good news is that he recently lifted his boycott against Major League Baseball. 

In a viral op-ed for OutKick this week, Adams explained what changed his stance on professional baseball:

"The San Francisco Giants fired woke manager Gabe Kapler last September.  It was his fourth season, but the last two were massively disappointing after winning 107 games in 2021. Importantly the long overdue sacking of Kapler signaled the end of my wildly successful boycott of Major League Baseball. As all baseball fans remember, I announced my boycott in May of 2022 in protest of Kapler’s protest of the national anthem."

The boycott against the NFL still stands, due to Taylor Swift's attendance late in the season. "Taylor Swift must be stopped," Adams posted Thursday, following an article that notes the singer is still dating Chiefs star Travis Kelce.

Adams (Alpha Male) worries Swfit is simply after Travis's bank account.

Nonetheless, expect a strong showing for MLB, LA Fitness, and Qdoba this spring.