New Movie About How Dangerous White People Are Goes Virtually Unwatched In Box Office Bloodbath

Stop me if you've heard this one before – an openly racist, virtue-signaling, white-people-hating Hollywood movie went down in flames at the box office last weekend. 

Of course you've heard it! It's become Hollywood's calling card. You haven't made it yet in that miserable city until you've written, directed and produced an anti-white movie that nobody watches. 

Introducing everyone to something called The American Society Of Magical Negroes, which opened last week across America to absolutely zero fanfare. 

Nice work!

Hollywood will never learn, and that's fine with me at this point

Hilarious. The Hollywood elites never disappoint. Just when you think they've learned their lesson, BAM – they pump out a movie calling white people animals. Nice. 

I just don't get it. Why do they keep doing this? It's just such a waste of money. Nobody wants this garbage! Black, white, purple – NOBODY wants it. 

Don't believe me? Be honest – have you heard of this movie before now? No shot. I hadn't either, and it's my job to be up-to-date on this stuff. 

By the way, you're not alone. NOBODY showed up to watch this crap. You wanna know where this little progressive pile of sh*t fell on the Box Office scale last weekend?

Ninth. 

Ninth!

NINTH!!!

It lost to Kung Fu Panda 4, a documentary about Bob Marley, and a movie called One Life, which is apparently about a broker who saves over 600 kids from Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia.

That movie – which you've also never heard of – somehow made more money than this garbage despite being released in far fewer theaters throughout the country. 

Nice, again!

What a bloodbath – to use the left's favorite word right now. Let's see the wokes over at CNN and MSNBC and The View talk about this today: 

‘Kung Fu Panda 4 made over $30 million, narrowly edging out The American Society Of Magical Negroes by $29 million.’

Close race!

Idiots.