Marissa Lawrence Dominates In Cabo, Kayla Simmons Patiently Waits For Summer To Arrive & Bigfoot Lives In Utah
Out of the bullpen
Welcome to Saturday. For those of you who missed it, Joe's at a flower show in Philadelphia this weekend, and he made a call to the bullpen for today's edition of Screencaps.
Joe will be back at the helm on Monday with, I'm sure, a new perspective on flowers.
The timing couldn't be more perfect with the lawnmowers being cranked up soon and all sorts of lawn and overall landscaping filling up everyone's Thursdays again.
You can almost smell the freshly cut grass.
Let's get rolling
I watched very little of anything sports related last night. I saw some highlights on social media and caught a couple of innings of spring training baseball while at dinner.
That was it. My night was spent catching Brad Williams, who was in Charlotte last night, with my wife and a couple of friends. Then doing some Screencaps prep before calling it a night.
It was a great show. Williams, if you're not familiar with his work, is very funny. As were the two guys he brought with him to open the show, especially J.B. Ball.
I had never heard of him before, but he's apparently a writer for Kevin Hart who is getting ready to go out on his own and has a special on YouTube.
These aren't sponsored endorsements or anything, I'm a fan of Williams and became a fan of Ball's last night.
Again, it was a great show.
From last Sunday
Hand up last weekend I dropped the ball and let an email slip through the cracks.
I'll usually pop in on Sunday morning and see if anyone reached out, but for whatever reason, I didn't after giving the inbox the old once over on Saturday evening.
Anyway, better late than never and the emails sean.joseph@outkick.com and DMs are always welcome and appreciated.
• John from SD writes:
Sean Jo,
Great job filling in last week for the two days plus your regular Sunday post. Your work has been outstanding and getting better every week. You have it much harder than Joe since the readers don’t provide much feedback. The IGs have been outstanding.
Much appreciated. Thanks for the love here John. I wouldn't necessarily say that I have it much harder. Trust me, doing Screencaps on a daily basis isn't an easy task, even with feedback to work with.
Joe's a machine. That said, thanks for the support.
Bigfoot lives in Utah
• Jim in Utah writes:
Sean,
In Sunday's Outkick, you asked for Bigfoot vids, etc. We have a steady stream of sightings here in the Beehive State and while I'm skeptical of nearly everything I'm told by "experts" and "authorities", some of this evidence is fairly compelling.
This was recently a story on our local propaganda network and the latest video of bigfoot traversing the face of a snow-covered peak within 10 miles of my home is one of the most credible I've ever seen. Watch in awe.
Does bigfoot live in Utah? You be the judge | KSL.com
Keep up the stellar work!
Thanks, Jim. I shared one of the videos from the article. I'm sold. Utah looks "squatchy" as hell. I think between aliens/UFOs and Bigfoot there should be enough content out there to make it a weekly thing on Sunday Screencaps.
Send them to sean.joseph@outkick.com.
I'm into Bigfoot in large part because of one of the funniest shows of all-time, Finding Bigfoot. It aired on Animal Planet. Did they ever find anything? No. Were most of them convinced, based on zero evidence, that Bigfoot existed? Absolutely.
Not only were they convinced, but they would throw out things as if they were facts about Bigfoot. It's an incredible show. Don't get me wrong, I'd love for Bigfoot to be real.
Keep the articles, videos, and firsthand encounters coming. Throw in some ghost stories too, if you want. Why the hell not? I'm all in.
Man Wants A Divorce Unless He Can Sleep With 26 Women After Learning His Wife Cheated Before They Got Married
I wrote this week about a man who wants to divorce his wife unless he can sleep with 26 women. I asked for some feedback on it and you guys delivered.
Here's the quick and dirty. The man had been with his wife prior to going to college. They ended up going to different schools, but made a long-distance relationship work until they graduated and got married.
Or so the husband thought.
He had no idea what his wife of 18 years had been up to. Recently, he found out. What she had been doing was a lot of banging and not just with him.
That's where the number 26 comes into play. For those of you who missed it, you can read it here. I think, no matter what, they're headed for a divorce and most of you agree.
• Jonathan J writes:
I just read your article, and its way to crazy.
They were dating before, were they engaged? Thats the first question that should be answered.
If they werent engaged, just having a long distance relationship, its not ethical to go with someone else. Engagement binds you ethical and religious wise. Them not being engaged beforehand, well she is quite crazy and a loser for not admitting the truth before hand.
Now that they are married, the husband doesn't like it, well there is no other way around, rather than a divorce.
That condition, to reconcile the marriage, its way off board.
Im a religious person, once you are married you are one for one. So if this guy goes with other 26 women, he will be the loser.
Best of all is to divorce.
• Nathan W writes:
Love the job you do on Sundays and any other days Kinsey decides to shirk his duties.
The guy looking to sleep with 26 other women to keep their marriage together is just looking for revenge. He should just file for divorce and get it over with.
As if their marriage will somehow be in a better place if she lets him do this? Doubtful. It's just staving off the eventual divorce.
Either file for divorce or head to counseling.
Just feel sorry for their kids through this mess.. They are the only real victims.
• Tom M writes:
Hey Sean,
There are so many ways to look at this on the male side.
1. Was she still cheating during marriage and is his 2 son’s really his get them tested
2. It is a huge deal what is she thinking
3. Was she thinking about her past lovers while having sex with her husband
4. I couldn’t do it cut your losses.
5. We’re wired differently, we forgive but we never forget. If he stays with her it will drive him crazy. Who you looking at, why did it take you so long, etc.., then eventually he would cheap out of spite or anger
• Mike L writes:
Tough one, but once you've said the "I Do's" then you should just be parking in one garage. Because she was slutting around doesn't really give him the right to retaliate, especially with kids in the picture.
For the content girl in Australia, luckily it's a leap year, she'll get to leap into bed an extra time.
Keep up the great work.
That's all I've got this morning. If you want to weigh in on the fate of this couple or send me some more Bigfoot, alien or ghost content, the DMs are open @sjoseph_sports on X, as is my inbox at sean.joseph@outkick.com.
Have a great Saturday, and we'll get back after it tomorrow morning.