Maggie Sajak Pounds Margaritas, Riley Gaines In A Bikini Triggers The Left & Danica Patrick Loves Trump
See? I told y'all the content would flow this past weekend. Have I ever steered you wrong? Come on.
Now, did I know that it would mostly come from last night's roast of Tom Brady? I did not. I'll admit, I didn't think it would be good. Hell, I didn't even watch!
But around 10 p.m. last night, literally all of Twitter was just clips from this Brady roast, and I was giggling like a teen while scrolling.
Could not get enough of them. I mean, this one? I know it's a WILD way to start class, but this one was just bonkers:
And on that very sweet note, welcome to a Monday Nightcaps – the one where we celebrate the first full week of May with Maggie Sajak, an OG student who had herself a fun Cinco de Mayo Sunday.
What else? Danica Patrick turned heads down at the Miami F1 race, a legend in the SI Swimsuit game is BACK, and one internet legend completely flipped the proposal game on its head over the weekend.
Genius stuff. Seriously.
Oh yeah! Riley Gaines in a bikini with enough abs to kill a horse (what does that mean?) has the internet absolutely shook on this first Monday of May. Shook.
Grab a margarita with Wheel of Fortune Maggie Sajak and hold on tight! It's a Monday 'Cap:
Danica Patrick and the solid weekend of racing, both with cars and horses
We'll start with Danica Patrick and the weekend that was for racing, because it may have been the best team effort I've seen in quite some time.
Between the F1 race in Miami, the NASCAR thriller last night in Kansas, and the Kentucky Derby finish on Saturday, I'm not sure we've ever seen a better weekend of racing.
Trump in Miami? Insane. Can Joe Biden go anywhere at this point and get this sort of reaction? Seriously, I'm not sure that place exists anymore.
Wild. And now, he's back in New York for another fun week of sham accusations. Nice work, Dems!
Anyway, while Trump and Danica were enjoying their weekend in Miami, the horses were MOTORING in Kentucky while the NASCAR fellas were making history in Kansas.
I mean, just a solid – soooooooolid – weekend for us racing purists. Good stuff. Let's keep this momentum up for the next few weeks. I hear May is a pretty big month for racing.
Maggie Sajak had a big Cinco de Mayo
Danica Patrick pissing off all the lefties on Twitter by simply taking a selfie with Donald Trump in the background is just beautiful.
A tradition unlike any other, as Jimmy Nance would say.
Next? While Danica and Donald were enjoying the sights and sounds of Miami, Maggie Sajak was saving her strength for a big day of Cinco de Mayo shenanigans on Sunday.
Y'all like Cinco de Mayo? I don't know. I'll be honest with you, I forgot it was yesterday until we went to lunch and saw signs everywhere outside the restaurant. I reckon that's what being 31 with a toddler will do to you, huh? Different worlds.
I guess I'm more of a May the Fourth guy, although seeing what a nutjob Luke Skywalker has turned into has pretty much made me stick to the prequels at this point:
Mark Hamill thinking the democrats have even a 1% chance of taking back Florida is just peak stupidity. Guys, I live here. I promise …
I promise, promise, promise, promise that Florida is off the table. It's done. It's over. This is a red state. There's like, one tiny portion of Orlando that's still blue. That's it. Leave us alone. We don't deal with nonsense.
PS: Floridians HATE Orlando. Trust me. That ain't moving the needle.
PPS: the Biden administration eliciting the help of 72-year-old Mark Hamill, who hasn't been relevant since the 1970s, to help win back the young voters is hilarious. Knock yourselves out! Hope it works!
Whew. What a tangent. Save us, Maggie:
Riley triggers the libs, SI legend is BACK & what a proposal
Spin that wheel, Maggie Sajak! Such an underrated talent in the gameshow industry. Not at Nightcaps, though. She's always welcome.
PS: nothing like a good strawberry, either. Speaking of underrated, that's one fruit that constantly gets slept on.
OK, rapid-fire time as we barrel towards a big first Monday of May. First up? OutKick legend – and Ultra Right calendar cover girl! – Riley Gaines has the internet in a tailspin today because some weirdo thought it was weird that she has abs:
Elon Musk's greatest contribution to society is community notes. They're the best. What a weird time we're living in right now. Insane.
By the way, speaking of Ultra Right … for our North Carolina students:
Half a tractor load! Get after it, fellas. Let's have a big summer.
Next? A hearty welcome back to Sports Illustrated swimsuit legend, Nina Agdal, who is making her triumphant return to the cover 10 years after her iconic debut:
This is the way, Sports Illustrated. More of this. It's really, really simple.
Finally – and I don't know how I missed this last week, so I apologize – but this move from this fella is diabolical:
Take us home, Karin Hart
This guy is getting dragged through the mud for this, but I'm on his side. Now, the actual proposal itself probably could have been a little better. Can we show a little bit of excitement here? Give me some emotion one time, pal. Please.
But the creativity of hiding it in the Zyn can? It's good. In an era where most proposals are literally planned out and talked about ahead of time, this is solid. I'm more of a Rogue guy myself – and y'all would be, too, if your tried them – but I appreciate the hell out of the effort.
Now, let's go have a big week. Take us into it, Karin Hart!
OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column set to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (roughly, we’re not robots).
Does Mark Hamill sway your vote in November? Email me at Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.