Kelly Stafford Shares Crazy Story Of Partying With Leonardo DiCaprio In The Bahamas

Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford's wife Kelly had quite a week on her always interesting podcast where she begged Rams fans not to sell their Wild Card game tickets to Cardinals fans and she told the story of the time her and Matthew went to Baker's Bay with Matt Ryan and his wife only to end up partying with Leonardo DiCaprio.

This wasn't just any kind of partying. We're talking couples' retreat, full-blown wild man DiCaprio partying that included drinking games, volleyball, and the Oscar winner making out with Sara's ear.

During Tuesday's episode of "The Morning After with Kelly Stafford," the NFL QB wife who has been kicked out of Levi's Stadium this year for throwing a pretzel at an opposing fan didn't hold back with her Baker's Bay story.

“We are in the Bahamas, at this place called Baker’s Bay, the Ryans and us, and again, they’re good friends of ours, we love them to death,” Kelly recounts.

“We go to the owner of this place’s house, cause he’s having a dinner, he’s hiring this new chef. We sit down and there’s four seats next to us that are completely empty. And we’re like, ‘Okay, we got sat at the loser’s table, it’s just us four, whatever.'”

At some point in the night, Leonardo DiCaprio and his former fling model Nina Agdal show up with a group of people and it's officially ON.

“So they walk in, and we’re immediately kicking each other under the table,” Kelly added. “Anyways, we get to know them and they’re like, ‘Hey, let’s play volleyball tomorrow,’ and we’re like, ‘Okay, yeah, we’ll play you in volleyball, why not?'”

Typical vacation talk, Kelly thought. Everyone is having fun and people say things while they've been drinking and then forget the next morning.

Not in this case.

“So the guys go to play golf and Sara and I head to the beach and lo and behold, there is Leo and Nina and all of them warming up on the sand volleyball court, and we’re like, ‘Oh s—t,'” she said.

The ladies fire off texts to their NFL QB husbands who then race back to the beach to participate in what is a bucket list moment for famous football QBs.

“We play this volleyball, a ‘Meet the Fockers’ moment happens, where Matthew spikes it and it ricochets off — some of the workers played with us, too — ricochets off the worker’s hands, on the other team, right into Nina Agdal’s face,” Kelly said. “That happens and we’re all like, ‘Oh, s—t.'”

The volleyball match ends and it's time for ultimate frisbee on DiCaprio's suggestion.

“I was like, ‘Why in the world does this guy keep challenging us to sports?'” Kelly remembered.

Frisbee ends, but that's when the drinking games start and it leads to a moment Sara Ryan will never forget.

“So as the game goes along, the challenges get, I would say, a little dirtier,” Kelly said. “So we’re getting to this point, and we are all hammered, Leo gets the phone and it says, ‘Leo, lick Sara’s ear four times or drink six sips.'”

In DiCaprio style, he turned down the sips and went for the kill shot.

“He gets up quickly, and slowly walks over to Sara, and I’m looking at Sara like, ‘Holy s—t,'” she said. “He like squats slowly and just goes after Sara’s ear… Licks her ear, I don’t know, about four seconds, gets up, sits back down, and I swear Sara didn’t move.”

How good was it?

“Most incredible moment of my life, childbirth included! Time stood still for me!!👂🏻💦” Sara Ryan responded Wednesday.

How did Matt Ryan react? He's yet to comment, but it was just a four-second lick by an acting legend. The guy better be happy for his wife. She owns one of the greatest couples vacation stories in famous people history. Damn right he should be proud of her. It's just a drinking game with one of the dirtiest players in drinking game history.

As for why DiCaprio would want to spend a day of his vacation in a sports challenge against NFL quarterbacks, this is simple. Leo wanted to see what he had in his own tank. Could he hang with these guys who are chased by defensive ends? Could he get drunk and compete with these guys who have thrown for tens of thousands of yards?

What DiCaprio probably didn't know is that the Staffords party hard and they're not going on a couples vacation with a couple that can't hang, which means the Ryans party. One thing leads to another and Leo's sucking off Sara's ear.

Ahh, what memories.