Indonesian Man Snaps His Penis During 'Vigourous' Sex Session, But There's A Happy Ending

Guys, I don't want to bring you this news, but it's news you can use because one of you reading this will likely have sex this weekend and you need to know that something very bad could happen to your penis in the process.

Let's cut to the chase -- you could snap your schlong during a cowgirl sex session.

Think I'm lying?

There's a case study out in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports (warning: there are actual surgery photos inside that link) from doctors at the Sanglah General Hospital in Indonesia who reported on a 44-year-old man who broke his penis. The man reportedly heard "a crack" while his slam piece was on top in cowgirl.

Doctors report that Mr. Broken Rod's penis slipped out of position and his slam piece came crashing down on it with her "perineum" which is the area between the vagina and the anus.

CRACK!

*Not actual man who broke his penis; **Actual x-ray of man's broken penis / Getty Images; International Journal of Surgery Case Reports

I know, I know. You're in excruciating pain just thinking about it.

Doctors say 'Rod's' erection was gone and his rod was left hanging at a right angle. He waited three hours to seek help and those were some wild three hours. His dong swelled up, blood started leaking from the tip and that's when Rod knew it was time to get this thing checked out.

So he heads to the hospital for an evaluation and that's when doctors went to work. They peeled away the skin on his penis to get a better look and there it was...a fractured penis and ruptured urethra!

Here's where things get interesting.

Doctors were able to stitch the fracture together (don't ask me how that's possible and what it involves...it sounds like something I never want to experience) and then they gave him "drugs" (I'm assuming a Viagara) to see if he could get an erection.

Success!

Three weeks later, Rod was all good under the hood and he was back in commission.

The report further indicates that "The most common vigorous sexual position was doggy style," while also noting that "Another study also reported that penile fracture usually occurs if the woman is in a superior position."

Let this serve as a lesson fellas. I know you want to act like you're in training camp for PornHub, but don't forget how easily things can go from amazing to a doctor stitching up your penis. One minute you're thinking about pizza rolls and some late-night Golf Channel after a sex session and the next minute you're at the local hospital with a doctor and a couple of nurses asking if you're on a 14-day PornHub tryout contract.

In other words, stay safe out there this weekend. No broken penises. If you're going to throw cowgirl on the table, please take precautions.

And if the slam piece isn't understanding, tell her she can be easily replaced by another slam piece from your DMs.

Don't test us, ladies.