Hooters Girls Celebrate St. Patrick's Day, Jenna Berman Hits The Sand & RFK Jr's Running Mate Loves The Voters
Happy St. Patrick's Day
Welcome to Saint Patrick's Day. If you've already been partaking in the festivities this weekend, I'll try to keep it to just above a whisper from here on out.
If you're an animal and waited until today to crack open a few, I hope you took Monday off.
For a lot of people, doing some drinking and/or partaking in some Irish cuisine is how they choose to mark the holiday. I'm not going to fault you for either.
What I like to do to mark the holiday, as someone who has a bit of Irish in them, is something I feel Saint Patrick would enjoy. It's a bit of a tip of the cap to my grandparents who would spend the day listening to Irish music.
I make sure to give House of Pain's Jump Around a listen. It gets the blood pumping and I feel in a way that it connects me to my ancestors.
Another classic that I think everyone should watch this time of year is the "Crichton Leprechaun" story. It's an incredible piece of news with one funny moment after another.
The piece of internet art was created back in 2006 when residents of the Crichton neighborhood in Mobile, Alabama, reported seeing a leprechaun in a tree. The report attracted large crowds and pure magic resulted.
There's an amazing amateur sketch of the supposed leprechaun, a woman who thinks it was a crackhead in the tree, a magical flute that wards off spells, and a guy looking for a pot of gold.
It was a simpler time back then. A time when everyone came together to watch, to laugh, to cry, and most importantly to bound over a leprechaun in a tree.
Enjoy!
MSNBC is asking the hard hitting questions
MSNBC is finally doing some real journalism. They're not filling airtime like sports radio in the summer with topics like, "is a hot dog a sandwich" - it is not, by the way.
They're asking hard-hitting questions. The questions Americans want the answers to. Who will Robert F. Kennedy Jr's running mate be?
Never mind the fact that he unfortunately has zero chance of winning. That's neither here nor there. It's also not the only question Americans want the answer to, regarding RFK Jr's VP selection.
If RFK Jr. selects New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers as his running mate or goes with TV host Mike Rowe, will either of them help him suck off voters?
Can we nominate Katy Tur for some sort of an award for this? Here she is trashing Rodgers before going where no one else was brave enough to go.
She said this week while talking about RFK Jr's VP pick, "Would Mike Rowe as his running mate help him suck off, or suck up, excuse me. I'm going to be on the internet now, god. Suck up any more voters?"
Whether voters are being sucked off or sucked up is the kind of middle of the day reporting the "Decision 2024" needs. There's no need to focus on Trump or Biden in March.
Get those third party candidate running mate discussions going and talk about sucking off voters.
The Pentagon released UFO footage that it can't fully explain
Good news everyone, the Pentagon has found no evidence of aliens. Except for UFO footage that they can't fully explain, but that they know for sure isn't aliens.
I'm sure it's nothing really. There's just stuff flying around the sky that nobody can identify. That might sound like aliens to you, but not to the government.
"To date, AARO has found no verifiable evidence for claims that the U.S. government and private companies have access to or have been reverse-engineering extraterrestrial technology," the U.S. Department of Defense said.
"Also, AARO has found no evidence that any U.S. government investigation, academic-sponsored research, or official review panel has confirmed that any sighting of a UAP represented extraterrestrial technology."
Don't worry, nothing to see here. Here's a bunch of declassified footage that definitely proves there isn't any intelligent life out there. What is it? Beats us, but it's for sure not aliens.
"All investigative efforts, at all levels of classification, concluded that most sightings were ordinary objects and phenomena and the result of misidentification," the statement continued.
"AARO assesses that all of the named and described alleged hidden UAP reverse-engineering programs provided by interviewees either do not exist; are misidentified authentic national security programs that are not related to extraterrestrial technology exploitation; or resolve to a disestablished program."
Again, nothing to see here except for that and that and that.
They might look like alien crafts, but they're for sure not alien crafts. Send me all the alien, Bigfoot, and ghost related stuff you can get your hands on. I love it all - sean.joseph@outkick.com.
That's all I have for today. I don't want to take too much of your time, you've got celebrating to continue or a recovery process to start.
Have a great day and enjoy all that St. Patrick's Day has to offer.
As always, the DMs are open @sjoseph_sports on X, as is my inbox at sean.joseph@outkick.com.