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Quick observations — in no particular order — from Florida while Mrs. Screencaps packs up the kids this Saturday morning for the long journey back to rainy Ohio
- Our kids must've thrown a pool ball or pool football 3,000 times on this trip. If they end up needing Tommy John surgery in June, it was due to this trip.
- We spent the last three days in Orlando and not once did the boys ask if we could go to a Disney or Universal property. At about $900 for a Disney park and $1,000 for Universal, it was a big relief. There's a clear dilemma right now based on the prices: Do modern middle-class families have the money to blow on one day at these parks? Yes, but at some point, as in our case, you have to take a stand financially. The parks have reached the tipping point. We cannot be the only family in this situation. We saw my cousin this week in Florida, and she was talking about how her and her husband bought an acre of land in a beautiful part of Michigan for $1,800 last year. Meanwhile, Disney can suck a family dry for $1,300 after entrance, parking and food in a matter of hours. I vote for buying land. The same can be said for Mrs. Screencaps. My ears perked up when she showed interest in picking up some land. That was something I haven't heard out of her before.
- Like many generations before me, I'm going to miss this weather when we hit the Ohio River, and it's instantly 54, rainy and cloudy.
- However, I don't know how people in Florida deal with highway traffic, or traffic in general for trips to grocery stores. I get it when I see people on Twitter parroting the line, "We're full. No northerners are allowed in."
- Did I mention how nice it was to not check email, Slack messages or DMs? So relaxing. I sat there in a cabana the last two days at the pool listening to music, watching the boys throw the football and never once did I wonder what people were sending me on social media or via email.
- Publix needs to figure out its Greek pasta salad. What they're selling IS NOT Greek pasta salad.
- Gas was $4.29 at the final stop on I-75 before you go across the Everglades. It was one of the first questions my dad asked me when we rolled into his place just off Marco Island on Monday. It was officially on his mind.
- I hope our boys understand how fortunate they are to have two things in their lives: (1.) a grandfather who keeps his boat in a Marco Island boat house where they drop it in the water and have it ready for you when you pull up to the dock, and (2.) a grandmother who has a beautiful 9-hole golf course at her trailer park. Boys, those are the amenities that make these trips special, let me tell you. We might not have dropped $1,300 at Disney, but we had some fun.
- Speaking of golf, Screencaps Jr. had his first official 9-hole round of golf at my mom's place and it was a special father-son moment. There I was having to teach him everything about golf etiquette, what club to use and how to handle himself on a green. As I told the text group, now I know why Diesel gets so emotional over moments with his own boys. Last Saturday, I had one of those moments with Screencaps Jr. On the Par 3 course, he had a couple of blowup holes, a couple of doubles and even a bogey. You better believe I made him count every stroke. Start them young. If they learn to shave strokes at 13, just think of how they'll keep score at 33.
- We just happened to drive by the strip-mall Hooters in Kissimmee the other night and there was one lone middle-aged guy, maybe 58, sitting at the outdoor bar on a pretty pleasant Thursday night. I don't want the iconic brand to die, but young, red-blooded men just aren't showing up for a beer and wings. It's sad, but it's the world we're living in.
— Keith in Indian Rocks Beach writes:
Hey Joe, if you need a place to park to take the kids to the beach, hit me up.
Kinsey:
Next time, Keith. I was so in the moment and ignoring my work email that I just saw this — a week later.
I looked up Keith's address. He's definitely right on the water.
— Chuck writes:
I dont see many Kinseys out there. Enjoy your vacation. Good luck to you and Outkick.
Kinsey:
From one Kinsey to another, thanks for the email, Chuck. I've enjoyed this vacation. Now it's time to get home and get rolling on Spring, the mowing season, baseball season, track season and planting season for Mrs. Screencaps.
Is Nike about to get Wendy's'd?
While I was ignoring the world in Florida, Nike stock was dropping like a rock. Of course the LIBS say this has nothing to do with the DEIs inside Nike joining forces with Kap or all the Alphabet Mafia messaging the company has pounded for years.
And don't forget about how Nike promoted Lizzo-sized mannequins in 2022 only to have Lizzo turn her back on the fatty lifestyle.
Nike marketing chose a path. Combine that with changing tastes in culture and you have a brand in a free-fall.
Masters kits are arriving
— Mark writes:
Look what just showed up!! I’m a 60 year old man acting like a teenager right now! Food box arrives tomorrow!!
Kinsey:
Enjoy those drink cups, Mark. Those are about to become the best drink cups in your cabinet. Cherish them. Don't let your friends walk off with them.
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That is it this morning. I know it's a short one, but Mrs. Screencaps is ready to roll. The 3.5L V6 Honda Odyssey is ready to roll. We have a 13-hour day in front of us. It's time to get back to reality.
I'll see you guys again on Monday.
Have a great weekend and Happy Easter.