Florida Man Arrested For $1M Richard Mille Watch Strip Club Heist Should Serve As A Big Lesson For Horny Men

Guys, I'll say it again: You have to be extra alert when wearing your $1 million watches at dark Miami strip clubs like the Booby Trap.

I get that you want strippers to know that you have money and clout, but how about buying some $500 Richard Mille knockoff and keeping the $1M in the South Beach condo safe for...safekeeping?

Let this be a lesson.

According to court records, 42-year-old Florida Man Diego Jair Sabogal of Lake Worth, Florida, was arrested for a March 26 incident at the Booby Trap, a legendary Miami strip club where Sabogal is accused of a bump and distract scheme that led to the theft of a man's $1 million Richard Mille watch.

Miami outlet WSVN reports the victim didn't immediately feel the theft because of the commotion and distraction operation that had taken place. But it didn't take long before the man realized he had been victimized by a low-life scumbag who can't just let guys get a lap dance from a stripper in peace.

Police eventually looked through surveillance footage and identified the suspect.

But, there's more.

Police also tracked Sabogal's phone to the strip club...and...then they obtained access to Sabogal's iCloud and discovered photos of the suspect wearing the stolen watch.

Ouch.

Real smart, (alleged) scumbag.

There are multiple lessons to be learned here: