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I predict Adam & Kerri will become friends with The Ts
If you read Monday Screencaps, first-time emailers Adam & Kerri in Cabo, who picked up and moved to Cabo permanently, took a shot at Mike T. and Cindy T. from Eagle, Idaho who have become famous around here for sending in their travel dispatches.
Adam & Kerri called for an immediate BAN on T Reports®, but I had to step in and explain that Screencaps is built on storylines and what readers are seeing out in the world. I further explained that Screencaps isn't about bragging about the life you're living, it's about showing others what's going on in the world. This column is about the unique, the weird, the infuriating & quite often it's about the ordinary.
Readers LOVE simple patio designs. They love simple garage bar designs. This is about showing a daily glimpse of the world we're living in.
This column is about Exotic Wood Mike checking in from some African jungle. BTW, Exotic Wood Mike hasn't written lately. I need to make sure he wasn't murdered by a poisonous blow dart on one of his trips into the jungles.
I challenged Adam & Kerri to show us the unique, or the ordinary, from the life they're living.
• Adam & Kerri wrote back Monday:
Well, since you put it that way regarding the T´s, maybe the ban request was a bit harsh.. Perhaps the fact that we don´t use social media at all influenced our thought process a bit. The email we sent you is actually the first of its kind we´ve ever sent anyone. We feel a bit like celebs this morning, so thanks. I guess we never could quite understand the ¨hey, look at me!¨ attitude that seems to be sweeping the world today.
That said, if it is interesting and adventurous content you are looking for, we may be able to help. Rather than a WWE-style-brawl with the T´s, maybe we can play dueling-adventure-banjos instead!
We are very fortunate to have traveled the world and have visited 39 countries on 6 continents so far. We can spend a little time digging up some highlights from interesting places and shoot them your way periodically.
Los Cabos is a particularly interesting and exotic place in its own right, so let´s start there.
Stay tuned.
Kinsey:
NOW we're talking, Adam & Kerri! Hell yeah!
39 countries and SIX continents? Now we're talking. I'm a content guy. You're challenging me to draw out the experiences you've lived. It's my job to get you to tell the readers places they need too see, places to avoid, the hidden beaches around the world to suck down a cold beer.
We might've gotten off to a rough-ish start with Adam and Kerri, but I like where this is heading.
Let's start with those hidden beaches around the world topic. The rest of you are 100% allowed to send in your own beach beer experiences.
SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!
It's not bragging, it's intelligence. This column is like the CIA of Life.
Email: joekinsey@gmail.com
Trucks you see at Aldi
• Isaac P. in Eastlake, OH writes:
Love Outkick and love Screencaps. As they say on cheesy sports talk radio "First time, long time." I saw this at an Aldi in Willoughby, OH and I had to get this to you. I will not apologize for laughing at "your mom" jokes. Those and crank names get me every time!
Random thoughts from the captain of the Screencaps Ragnar Relay team
• Indy Daryl has been busy compiling the team that will tackle the October Ragnar Relay across Kentucky (it's official, we have a team, I paid Indy D.):
Random thoughts from my morning run:
1. Long live the T’s and their Europe reports!
2. The sunsets from Cabo were an excellent way to wind down after a crazy work day (didn’t get to SC till about 5pm)
3. As an older Millennial, who grew up knowing all of the words and trying to dance like Usher, I must say I loved the halftime show.
4. Realizing I still knew most of the words to the Ludacris rap portion was a small victory, while simultaneously trying to make sure all of my kids didn’t grasp what he was saying!
5. I know I’m not even in the top 10% of chefs in the SC community, but I was incredibly proud of this spatchcocked chicken I made over the weekend! Perfectly crispy on the outside, while juicy and tender on the inside.
Hope everyone has a great Tuesday!!
Dead cow hit with towing notice in suburban Dayton, OH
Mike from Centerville, OH sent in this one. I was on Facebook and saw a friend mention the dead cow on I-675 in the southern suburbs of Dayton and how it had been lying there for a few days, but the real kicker to this story is how the Beavercreek Police Department hit that cow with a towing notice.
One of my high school baseball teammates is a captain on that police force. I'll send him a note to see if they had to send out a tow truck to get the bovine.
Gary said he's leaving Screencaps
• Gary writes:
I’ve enjoyed the articles, the sports reviews, the pictures of beautiful women and the fun topics but the "before you leave" ad click when I try to return to the main page is too irritating. I simply want to read Outkick. If others are like me; then this ad concept is pointless, because I simply hit the top arrow and ignore what is displayed on the "before you leave" click.
So I will just stick to Fox News and say goodbye to Outkick.
It was fun.
Save us, Big Daddy Government…do something to stop this predatory travel ball industry!
Where there's smoke, there's a fire.
As the Dave Ramsey of Travel Ball, it is my job to keep hammering this subject which I predict will (has?) bankrupt tens of thousands of families. Based on my research, which includes paying $300 last week for two boys to play rec baseball before we even buy any equipment – parents have been tapped out by travel baseball, but they just won't admit it.
Meanwhile, their credit card companies are laughing their asses off.
BANKER 1: Look at these idiots paying $900 in hotel fees for a weekend of travel ball and their kid will never sniff JUCO baseball…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
BANKER 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA…the moms suckin' on Stanley tumblers LOADED with vodka & MiO keep talking about how much they LOVE their baseball family and how they'd do anything for their kids while blowing thousands each weekend…(slapping his knee)….while they don't have a pot to piss in….LOLOLOLOLOL….
[Jeff from Twitter enters the chat]:
OMG, travel baseball is soooooooo out of control, Big Daddy Government needs to do something…it's so PREDATORY! KIDS ARE BEING EXPLOITED?
Protect the kids? This might be one of the stupidest things I've heard since becoming the Dave Ramsey of Travel Ball. I would challenge Jeff to open the U.S. governement debt clock and tell me how Big Daddy Government is going to stop this industry.
Jeff, I hate to break it to you, but the Stanley tumbler-suckin' moron moms with Amazon shopping issues and without a pot to piss in who beg others to fund their summer vacations via a variety of scams and who can't stand the thought of their boys playing local house ball for two months with the tubby kids in 4th grade are the predators here.
And the dads driving Dodge RAMs with $70k in payments – who don't have a pot to piss in & are constantly begging others to buy Super Bowl squares – with their dreams of producing little Mike Trouts are the predators here.
The hypothetical drug dealers (the travel ball organizations) are just giving those who are unwilling to send their kids to play with the tubby 4th graders the fix they need.
Save the emails telling me to give it a break because it's futile.
The Dave Ramsey of Travel Ball is on a mission here to save families from financial ruin. In return, boys will have to play 3rd and 4th grade baseball with the fat kids and the boys who catch baseballs with their faces just like baseball was for a hundred years.
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That's it for today. I've gone over my time limit.
Go attack the day. It's sunny here in NW Ohio. It's Tuesday. I'm off Friday and Saturday. Yes, I'm counting down the hours to get time off so I can knock out jobs that need to be done inside the house so in late April I'm living the Patio SZN life.
Have a great day.
Email: joekinsey@gmail.com