Dylan Mulvaney Bombs At Stand-Up Comedy, Makes Ludicrous Claim: VIDEO

Dylan Mulvaney shouldn't ever attempt to be funny.

Mulvaney, a male whose shtick is acting like a little girl, is mostly known for being the reason Bud Light sales were destroyed. The Anheuser-Busch brand teamed up with Mulvaney for a March Madness promo last year, and the rest is history.

Turns out, Bud Light drinkers didn't want to see the company join forces with a person who seems to make a living by mocking actual women and girls.

When things aren't going your way, you have to pivot. The same applies to Dylan Mulvaney.

Enter his cringe attempt at comedy.

Dylan Mulvaney bombs at comedy.

A clip of Mulvaney attempting stand-up back in January in Salt Lake City surfaced on X Tuesday, and is gaining a lot of traction……for all the wrong reasons.

Not only was Mulvaney not funny at all, his jokes didn't even make sense. As in, it didn't make sense even a little bit. Great comedy is supposed to be rooted in fact. Instead, Mulvaney's is rooted in delusion. At least he's consistent.

"The conservative men are just pissed that I can beat them in beer pong, and the conservative women are pissed that their kids are calling me 'mother' in all of my Instagram comments," Mulvaney awkwardly told the crowd after slapping his butt.

Watch the believably-cringe bit below, and let me know your thoughts at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.

Let's make a couple things clear. I generally don't like to dog people for being bad at comedy. Not everyone is funny, and there's definitely something to be said for at least making an attempt. However, it's not for everyone. Having said that, this is next-level bad because, again, it's not rooted in fact.

Dylan Mulvaney thinks he can beat the average conservative guy when it comes to drinking beer? Yeah, and I'm worth a billion dollars. I know at least two other OutKick writers and myself who could drink Dylan Mulvaney under the table without even getting a buzz.

Furthermore, the idea that kids of conservatives are calling Mulvaney, a male, "mother" in his Instagram comments is something that has absolutely never happened. What planet does this person live on? Who are they in their head?

Also, the reactions to Mulvaney bombing are way funnier than the actual comedy. Do yourself a favor and take a look at some below.

How will Dylan Mulvaney manage to make a joke out of himself next? Time will tell, but we all know he's addicted to the attention. Let me know your thoughts on him at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.

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David Hookstead is a reporter for OutKick covering a variety of topics with a focus on football and culture. He also hosts of the podcast American Joyride that is accessible on Outkick where he interviews American heroes and outlines their unique stories. Before joining OutKick, Hookstead worked for the Daily Caller for seven years covering similar topics. Hookstead is a graduate of the University of Wisconsin.