Danica Patrick Drains Beauty At Blackhawks Game – Cue The Fat Lib Puck Bunny Meltdown
The wokes have to be fuming that MAHA & MAGA Danica Patrick got near their precious sport and had fun.
The fat, purple-haired LIB puck bunnies are going to hate this.
The woke puck bunnies who can't get enough of the new gay hockey series that's supposedly all the rage — HBO still won't provide OutKick with ratings data — clearly despise MAHA fitness freak Danica Patrick.
They're definitely going to hate her even more after learning that she was out on the ice Monday night at the Chicago Blackhawks game taking part in the "Shoot the Puck" promo. Will the wokes launch a vicious boycott of the Blackhawks' concession stands? Time will tell.
It gets worse for the woke puck bunnies: Danica made one of her shots.
Danica Patrick shoots the puck in between periods of the game between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Winnipeg Jets at the United Center on January 19, 2026 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Bill Smith/NHLI via Getty Images)
Danica Patrick drains a beauty during intermission of Monday night's Blackhawks game. (Photo by Chase Agnello-Dean/NHLI via Getty Images)
It gets worse for the puck bunnies: This is the second time Danica has made a shot like this at a Blackhawks game. The other one came in 2013, before Danica swallowed a red pill and went full MAGA. Danica was a safe celebrity to invite in 2013.
Monday night, with the current political climate and the NHL wokes pushing Alphabet Mafia nights across the sport, was interesting to say the least. The Blackhawks let Danica Patrick near the "Shoot the Puck" promo? It's actually shocking.
That said, the Blackhawks' social media team, based on an OutKick analysis of the team's accounts, never mentioned Danica's appearance on any form of social media.
Why? We have our suspicions.
It's no secret that the NHL has been infiltrated by a woke mindset, even though just 5.6% of NHL players are registered as Democrats, according to a new report from VoteHub. The wokes lose it over moments like this. A Trump supporter on that ice is fighting words to these losers.
The woke-ing of the NHL rolls on
Meanwhile, in Canada, Culture Minister Marc Miller is calling "Heated Rivalry," the gay HBO series, a success and noted that "it's cool to see."
Marc doesn't sound like he's gay, but remember, in Canada these days, you have to be a good soldier. And if that means making hockey gay(er), then that's the mission.
"It is racy," Miller told Canadian media outlets. "People have to be ready for that. There's a lot of people going gaga over it for a lot of reasons that don't resonate with me, but I like it and so I'm going to keep watching."
Translation: Marc's worried the fat, miserable, unathletic pig puck bunny wokes will label him a bigot for not watching gay hockey shows.
MAHA Danica Patrick getting anywhere near center ice is one of the biggest stories of the NHL season. Thankfully, she had video evidence to prove it actually happened.