Christen Harper Should Be On The 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

PublishedJanuary 15, 2022 5:38 PM EST|UpdatedJanuary 15, 2022 5:38 PM EST

After proving they were the biggest wokes in the swimsuit magazine game by putting a black and Asian transgender woman on the 2021 cover to appease the batshit crazy lib libs of the world, Sports Illustrated swimsuit officials just might've come to the conclusion that they have their 2022 cover model and her name is Christen Harper, the girlfriend of Detroit Lions quarterback Jared Goff.

With the brand on life support in the public's eye, SI posted a very important video Thursday when the brand released a video of Harper's 2022 rookie shoot. Why was it important? Because if SI hopes to survive, after already playing its black/Asian transgender card, it needs a new, biological female face to actually get men and brands to pay attention to the magazine.

As I've been saying for the last several years while SI editors were going off the woke rails, Harper's that face and figure the magazine hasn't featured since Kate Upton dominated the scene.

There shouldn't even be a Zoom call to discuss this. DO THE RIGHT THING, YOU WOKES!

Yet again, I'm here to help save the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue from extinction. I was the one ripping the brand for forcing models to shoot photos on the Atlantic City Beach back in 2021. I'm one of the only bloggers who will stand up and say Ashley Graham and all the other models who fit micro-categories (sporty, plus-size, black, white, plus-sized black, plus-sized white, latina, plus-sized latina, transgender black, etc., etc.) for the SI woke lib libs have run their course.

Naomi Osaka on the cover got SI praise within the woke lib lib world for 30 hours and then those bozos went off to force some other brand to bend the knee. Megan Thee Stallion was on a 2021 cover, and that garnered a few tweets and a few Instagram posts.

Boring Kate Bock was on the 2020 cover as a thank you for her years of service. Snoozefest.

Gronk's girlfriend was on the 2019 cover and gave the magazine some juice for a few weeks. Alex Morgan was on a 2019 cover to sell magazines to the sporty-sports of the world.

It's unclear if this is a sign of things to come, but the SI Swimsuit site currently features ZERO inclusivity, woke, lib lib stories. There's not a single current headline mentioning how the 2022 models will be solving global warming or the COVID pandemic. ZERO posts on how the 2022 models have thrown their full support behind trans swimmers.

How long will this all last? It's hard to tell. All it tends to take is one social justice warrior to lose it and all of a sudden you end up with four transgender models on the 2022 cover to make MSNBC, CNN, The View & Good Morning America fake praise it for two days.

For the time being, it appears the editors have smartly decided to throw their support behind Christen Harper as the face that's going to lead the brand out of the Dark Ages.