Cheese Mascot Stiff Arms Small Child At Halftime Of Falcons-Packers Game

I would like to report a crime: A gigantic cheese wedge obliterated a young child, and 65,000+ people just sat there and watched.

See, the Atlanta Falcons have a halftime bit where they invite a peewee football team to play on the field against a team of mascots. There's usually a hodgepodge of costumed characters from various sports teams, including the Philadelphia Eagles, Georgia Bulldogs, Chicago Bulls and Carolina Panthers.

And since the Falcons were taking on the Green Bay Packers — who don't have an official mascot — they also threw in an innocuous-looking cheese wedge. But do not be fooled: That cheesehead woke up and chose violence.

Take a look at him flattening a child with a brutal stiff arm that would impress even Derrick Henry.

The kid never stood a chance.

But apparently, the cheese man has been watching tape. Because he pulled a move straight from the book of Atlanta Braves mascot, Blooper.

In the era of participation trophies for everyone, Blooper notoriously teaches kids the harsh lessons of life.

Watch this video of the Braves' mowing down children during a touchdown run last August.

And he brags about it, too.

No mercy!