Alabama Sorority Girls Pay Homage To Sydney Sweeney For Their SEC Gala

It's the Year of Sydney Sweeney, and we all need to get on board. 

Fine with me, by the way. But for those of you holding out, give it up. Because Sid the Kid has taken over the US of A, made boobs great again, and has attractive blonde females all across this great land feeling more empowered than ever. 

Ever since Sweeney's electric performance just last week on Saturday Night Live, it seems everyone all over has been channeling their inner-Sweeney. All across social media, women are out and about and flaunting what they have with absolutely no remorse. 

Earlier this week, the movement reached Tuscaloosa, where a picture of a couple Alabama sorority girls is currently going mega-viral on the internet for obvious reasons. 

It just means more, baby:

Sydney Sweeney effect reaches Alabama sorority 

No Saban, no problem. Alabama will be just fine in 2024 and beyond. You don't just fall off a cliff in a day. It took years to build and it'll take years to tear down. 

Anyway, these ladies are all over the internet right now because A) everyone is saying they're going for the Sydney Sweeney look, and B) everyone else is making Securities & Exchange Commission jokes. 

That, for those who don't know (and I'm right there with you because I had to look it up), is what the other SEC stands for. 

These fine ladies are most definitely not with that one. Would be fine if they were, but they're not. 

These ladies are the women of the Southeastern Conference, and you can see why it's a damn powerhouse. 

I went to a small DIII college in Boston with no football team and perhaps the worst baseball team in the history of time. During my time there, I often asked myself, ‘Why didn’t you just go to a big-time college football school?;

This is why I asked those questions. Right here. 

It just means more. 

Thanks, Sydney Sweeney. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.