15-Year-Old Steals The Show With An All-Time Interview After Car Crashes Into Dunkin'

We've got chaos in the streets of Rhode Island this Wednesday morning, where one student driver interrupted some morning coffee at the local Dunkin' by ramming his/her car straight in the pickup line. 

And I ain't talking about the drive-thru one.

Nope. The indoor one. This cat pulled off the most relatable amateur driver move ever – accidentally putting the car in drive instead of reverse, and then punching the accelerator as hard as possible. Next thing you know, there's a Honda Civic in the Dunkin' dining area messing up all the Boston Cremes. 

A tale as old as time. 

But, that's not why we're here. Nobody got hurt. Nobody died. There was no fighting, and no real drama that came from the actual crash. 

We're here because one 15-year-old saw his shot and took it in a way I'm not sure I've ever seen before. 

We usually only get one or two real opportunities at glory in this lifetime, and it's rare that someone so young can execute under pressure this flawlessly:

Dunkin' needs to get this kid on the horn, stat!

I mean, it deserves an Emmy. How long did this teen have to whip up that line? 30 minutes? No chance he's been sitting on it for years, just waiting for the one day when a car crashes into his mom's Dunkin', right? You can't possibly just prepare for that. Who has the time? 

Side note: how dumb is it that it's no longer Dunkin' Donuts? Now, it's just Dunkin'. We used to be such a great country. 

"I’m happy she didn’t get hit. That would’ve not been good. I think they said it was a car malfunction … 

"America doesn’t just run on Dunkin’, cars do too."

Dunkin' needs to get this kid an NIL deal STAT. He just gave them a decades-worth of marketing material to use – for free!

Think about it … we're like two years away from basically having all self-driving cars. I just bought a 2020 Hyundai Palisade – which isn't even billed as "self-driving" – and it literally drives itself when I put it on cruise control. That's from 2020. 

Imagine where we're gonna be in 2026 with Elon Musk at the helm? Just robot cars all over the roads. 

And that's where this kid comes in. He just gave the big-wigs at Dunkin' an off-ramp for when that happens. Easy commercial right there. No-brainer. 

Give him the bag and get to work. 

Legend.