Club Pro Guy, who last wrote about Greg Norman’s ‘driver’ for OutKick back in the fall, has been busy prepping for his 2021 season and the top item on his ‘to-do’ list was locking in a five-tool cart girl who turns a normal two beers purchase into four beers & a round of Fireball for the guys on league night at the course.
CPG made the huge announcement earlier this month that “chesty” Anastasia Adams, through her agent and boyfriend Derrick, has signed a one-year contract that will make her the club’s highest-paid employee.
Here’s CPG with how he plans on using Anastasia to dominate the beverage sales department:
Just met with the media to discuss Anastasia's contract extension. pic.twitter.com/nOlYWIqqvd
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) February 11, 2021
You guys know exactly how important it is to have a ringer ready for those 180-man scrambles spread across three, nine-hole courses. You release an Anastasia on a bunch of caged animals and she better have backup carts bringing out more booze. CPG is an old vet. He knows how many guys got new clubs from Costco over winter break. He knows those guys were at the water cooler and heard all their buddies telling war stories from 2020. Now, these newbies swinging Kirkland clubs will be out there with cash to burn, new Kirks to crush — while Anastasia’s watching — and shots to do on birdie holes.
It’s going to be a wild year on the links and CPG is locked and loaded.
In other news, in case you haven’t been paying attention, CPG has a ton on his plate right now including designing and building a new course in Kansas City that sounds like it could be a financial disaster in the making, but CPG will deal with that when the time comes.
This is pretty cool. Hank Jones is already sending me some sketch ideas for the first hole design. This is going to be an incredible project. pic.twitter.com/p2FKK1TstU
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) February 19, 2021
My architect (Hank Jones) is much better versed in midwest designs. pic.twitter.com/AtHtsXqHDB
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) February 21, 2021