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Club Pro Guy Signs Beverage Cart Girl Anastasia Adams To A One-Year Contract

Club Pro Guy, who last wrote about Greg Norman’s ‘driver’ for OutKick back in the fall, has been busy prepping for his 2021 season and the top item on his ‘to-do’ list was locking in a five-tool cart girl who turns a normal two beers purchase into four beers & a round of Fireball for the guys on league night at the course.

CPG made the huge announcement earlier this month that “chesty” Anastasia Adams, through her agent and boyfriend Derrick, has signed a one-year contract that will make her the club’s highest-paid employee.

Here’s CPG with how he plans on using Anastasia to dominate the beverage sales department:

You guys know exactly how important it is to have a ringer ready for those 180-man scrambles spread across three, nine-hole courses. You release an Anastasia on a bunch of caged animals and she better have backup carts bringing out more booze. CPG is an old vet. He knows how many guys got new clubs from Costco over winter break. He knows those guys were at the water cooler and heard all their buddies telling war stories from 2020. Now, these newbies swinging Kirkland clubs will be out there with cash to burn, new Kirks to crush — while Anastasia’s watching — and shots to do on birdie holes.

It’s going to be a wild year on the links and CPG is locked and loaded.

In other news, in case you haven’t been paying attention, CPG has a ton on his plate right now including designing and building a new course in Kansas City that sounds like it could be a financial disaster in the making, but CPG will deal with that when the time comes.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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