Chick-fil-A Goes Viral For Being Guilty Of Actual Inclusivity

Chick-fil-A, the only restaurant in America that doesn't scowl at customers for ordering five or more sauces a meal, is once again establishing itself as the most tolerant eatery in the nation.

A sign spotted inside a local Chick-fil-A in Franklin, Tennessee caught flak from the wrong people for welcoming all customers — regardless of their status at a time when vaccine passports and face masks have become tickets for entry.

Rather than taking this dictatorial approach, the Chick-fil-A sign welcomed the vaccinated or unvaxxed; Jew and Gentile; double-masked or maskless; the sex havers and celibate.

The sign read: We do not discriminate against unvaccinated, religion, race, sex, vaccinated, maskless, mask. All neighbors are welcome.

The chicken sandwich empire started by the Cathy family has been synonymous for its Christian values; now translating its message of welcoming the "weary and tired" in a modern spin.

Ditching Beatitudes for platitudes is the typical Leftist doctrine: whose definition of inclusivity normally pigeonholes people into specific groups of identities or beliefs.

Outlets like The Huffington Post have published op-eds challenging progressives to stop eating at Chick-fil-A, or else.

To that we say: one Spicy Chicken Sandwich meal, large, Coke Zero, three Chick-fil-A sauces, two ranches and a buffalo, please.

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Alejandro Avila lives in Southern California and previously covered news for the LA Football Network. Jeopardy expert and grumpy sports fan. Known for having watched every movie and constant craving for dessert. @alejandroaveela (on X)