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Say Hello To Cheetos Mac ‘N Cheese

Have you been sitting around wondering when Cheetos would come out with its very own mac ‘n cheese and start selling it at Walmart with all your other favorite foods? Well, there’s great news out today. Cheetos is making your dreams come true with three flavors of its mac: Bold & Cheesy, Flamin’ Hot and Cheddar Jalapeno.

Think about those Friday nights this winter after a long day of sitting at your computer working like crazy.  There are 10 inches of snow on the ground, the roads are horrible and you don’t want the same old Chinese food that you swear is actually chunked mystery meat. You want something that will sit in your belly and go well with a Costco fleece blanket — make sure to get two this winter, they’re great.

That’s when it all clicks. Cheetos Mac ‘N Cheese! The box might say four servings, but you worked your ass off all week and it’s time to have a treat. Since in this scenario it’s winter, I suggest the Bold & Cheesy. Simple, wholesome and nothing to extravagant as to not upset your stomach.

• I’m thinking Flamin’ Hot makes sense during March Madness; crush 14 beers with the boys and wash it all down with a pile of mac at 2 a.m. after cashing tickets

• Cheddar Jalapeno seems appropriate as a side dish in June. Feels like the play here is an ice-cold seltzer, burgers and cheddar jalapeno on the side

• Bold & Cheesy is reserved for Labor Day to Selection Sunday

This is also the first I’ve heard of Cheetos popcorn. Stoners are living the high-life:

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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