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Canadian Olympic Pole Vaulter Alysha Newman Pulls The OnlyFans Trigger

Canadian Olympic pole vaulter Alysha Newman went and made herself an OnlyFans account, as she should, to make a little cash as the world prepares for the July 23 opening ceremony in Tokyo.

Let’s stop and think about this for a minute: Newman, who has nearly 460k Instagram followers, can open an OnlyFans page, charge people a whopping $29.99 per month, post pretty much the same stuff she posts on Instagram, chat with a weirdo here and there, do a personalized message for a weirdo, take a photo of her feet, etc. and make a huge pile of money. Clearly, Alysha was leaving money on the table by doing most of this on Instagram for Zuckerberg’s wallet.

In 2019, Newman was in a toxic relationship with former Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Anthony Chickillo who would be arrested for assaulting her. She eventually dropped the charges, got away from Chickillo and now she’s back on track in life with a trip to Tokyo coming up and guys out there willing to drop $30 a month for OF content.

Now ranked No. 3 in the world, Newman is expected to be right there for a medal which would mean incredible exposure across Canadian TV, which would then turn into new fans and new people willing to drop $30 a month.

All that said, I hate to burst the bubble of the Olympic athlete OnlyFans customers. Tokyo organizers are telling athletes to keep their distance from each other and to not use the available condoms that will be passed out. “The distribution of condoms is not for use at the athlete’s village, but to have athletes take them back to their home countries to raise awareness” of HIV and AIDS issues, organizers told Reuters this month.

Maybe Newman will surprise the world and win gold, plus pump out $30 in content value.

Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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  1. She’s definitely on the downward slope on the right side of the bell curve – even more so in good lighting (like the beverly hills dinner pic), and almost all of us should be so lucky. But if she’s attractive or not is not the question at hand – it’s is it worth 30 dollars a month to see her in slightly less clothing?

    I don’t believe so.

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