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Can Elon Musk Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines?

Bringing free speech back to Twitter might be Elon Musk’s mission statement, but let’s be real: there’s an even more pressing issue that needs to be resolved.

And unlike restoring the marketplace of ideas, this one is sure to have 100% support from Americans everywhere. Of course I’m talking about our precious McDonald’s ice cream machines. When it comes to the uncertainty of the NFL Draft, the likelihood of the Jaguars nailing the No. 1 overall pick in the NFL Draft is as good as you going through the McDonald’s drive thru at 2 a.m. and the ice cream machine is actually working.

Now we know that after spending $44 billion for the social media company that Musk has the capability to fix the machines — or so you would think. But as Musk tweeted Wednesday, even this might be out of his reach.

Well isn’t that just sad. I was really looking forward to gettin’ my M&M McFlurry on tonight, but I guess that will have to be tabled.


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Written by Nick Geddes

Nick is a 2021 graduate of the University of Central Florida with a bachelor's degree in journalism and a minor in political science. Nick is a life-long sports fan who is proud to say he suffered through 15 years of Bucs futility to witness a Super Bowl victory in 2020. Nick has a passion for writing and is proud to represent OutKick. Follow me on Twitter @NickGeddesNews and on Instagram @nick.geddes.

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