Amid California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest demands, OutKick readers in California have spent the weekend replanning Thanksgiving.
Newsom, Andrew Cuomo, and Gretchen Whitmer are in a fierce race to chase citizens to Texas, Tennessee, and Florida. And with his latest move, Newsom took a commanding lead.
Megyn Kelly broke down Newsom’s Thanksgiving rules:
CA Gov’s Thxgiving insanity:
-Must be held *OUTSIDE*;
-Guests may use bathrm inside if sanitized;
-Masks on while not eating;
-Singing “strongly discouraged;”
-Max of two hours together;
-6 feet *mandated* in all directions b/twn all at table & otherwise. https://t.co/wPpOBgSctN
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) October 25, 2020
Do people sing on Thanksgiving?
What happens if a family member in town for the holidays stops over and exceeds the three family member limit? As of now, you’ll be deemed a troublemaker. Luckily, Rob Schneider is seeking further clarification:
Dear Emperor @GavinNewsom
During our allotted 3 family limit this Thanksgiving, if my Aunt comes over, can I throw her a slice of turkey from the window?
We promise NOT to sing… we will all just whisper, “PLEASE RECALL DIPSHIT GAVIN NEWSON!” https://t.co/wJKM2sPBtL
— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) October 17, 2020
At least with the limit, leftovers will last a few extra days. (No uncle taking home half the apple pie this year.)
If California media weren’t as bad as NPR explaining why it won’t cover the Hunter Biden story, Newsom would be crushed right about now.
California allows three-four hour limited seating for outside sporting events but Thanksgiving gatherings can only last two hours? One may want to understand that logic.
As mockable as Newsom’s latest demand is — nothing will top his early-October ruling, which told diners to wear masks in-between bites.
Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend? Don't forget to keep your mask on in between bites.
— Office of the Governor of California (@CAgovernor) October 3, 2020
This isn’t an anti-mask reaction to make Savannah Guthrie’s weekend, but putting a mask on in-between chicken wing bites should lead SNL before Newsom changes Christmas.